Aries: Hey
Taurus: Hello...do I know you?
Gemini: Hello, this is Y/N speaking, please state your business quickly or hang up.
Cancer: ...This isn't a prank call...is it?
Leo: What's up?
Virgo: Who is this?
Libra: Hello, may I ask who is speaking?
Scorpio: What do you want...?
Sagittarius: Hi my name is Y/N...what's yours?
Capricorn: How did you find this number?
Aquarius: *Silence*
Pisces: To talk in English, press 1. To talk in farts, press 2.....etc.
