[Spring POV]
11:27
Spring: SUMMMMMEEERRRR MY ANIMALS ARE BEING RUUUUUDE
Summer: dat ain't my problem
Spring: IT IS NOW FRICKEN HELP ME
Summer: You just gotta be all like
Summer: HEYOOOOO ANIMALS Y'ALL NEED TO CCCCCCHIIIILLL OUT FO REALZIES
Spring: Any alternatives...? -_-
Summer: Well there's always-
Summer: HEY
Summer: I THINK YOU'RE REALLY COOL
Spring: oh my god not this
Summer: I LIKE YOU A LOT
Summer: MAYBE WE COULd hang out, or something...
Spring: I AM LITERALLY NOT GOING TO DO THOSE TWO
Summer: aw man
Summer: wait
Summer: wait if a animal blushed what would it look like
Summer: do animals even blush
Summer: i must know
Spring: No. No they do not.
Summer: awwwwwwwww maaaaaaannnnnnnn
Summer: Well atleast they don't get embarrassed easily
Summer: I wanna be a animal now
Spring: Summer I stg if you don't come over here and help I will walk on over to Summer Beach and kick your ass
Summer: o shit we gettin' real
Spring: YES. YES WE ARE GETTING REAL. VERY QUITE REAL.
Summer: aight i'll be there in a minute k
Spring: Okay. =Δ=
[★TIMESKIP★]
"Yyyyyyello"
"I was keeping track on how long you'd get here and it seems it took you six fricken minutes."
"whoops"
"Alrighty so the woodland creatures have been fighting eachother for god knows what so I dunno what the heck to do."
"YOU FIGHT THEM"
"Summer."
"YOU GOTTA BEAT EM UP"
"Summer you can't fight everything."
"OH YES I CAN, I CAN FIGHT YOU"
"No, you can't."
"IS THAT A CHALLENGE????"
"No it's not a dang challenge, Summer. For fricks sake."
"IMMA FIGHT YOU"
"Summer, as the second season at the start of the damn year I would goddamn CRUSH YOU"
"wait i thought you were the first"
"Well winter is still around at the start of the year and at the end of the year so really winter is first."
"Oooooooh.."
"But basically if you tried to fight me I would crush you with fucking vines okay don't try me."
"FIRE TYPES ARE STRONG AGAINST GRASS TYPES"
"THIS ISN'T POKÉMON, SUMMY"
"NOW IT IS"
"GRASS TYPES ARE AND WILL ALWAYS BE SUPERIOR TOWARDS ALL TYPES"
"FIRE TYPES INFLICT MORE DAMAGE AND WILL DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE 6 POKÉMON TEAM"
"GRASS TYPES HAVE GOOD ATTACKS THAT DEAL A LOT DAMAGE AND THEY GREAT DEFENSE AND HP!!"
"water and ice types have defense that'll take you too long to defeat them so your team will be wiped out glaceon the ice eeveelution has great attacks and defense along with distractions that can lower your stats if you're both really having this argument then let's settle it at water types not to mention their evolutions start out as cute to menacing as of piplup to prinplup, understand?"
"...I CAN'T FIGHT WITH THAT"
"Alright, water types win this argument. Grass types are second best though."
"PFFT NO THEY AREN'T FIRE TYPES ARE WAY BETTER THA-"
"shush you two are tied"
"AW COME ON NO FAIR I SHOULD BE ATLEAST THE SECOND BEST!!"
"well to be honest, the best pokémon type is a mix of grass and bug because of the poison attacks and as spring said, the strong attacks."
"NO WAY!!!!! AUGH YOU GUYS SUCKKK"
"then you must swallow?"
"OOOOOOOOH CRAP"
"winter did you just- DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME I SWEAR"
"if i wanted to fight you an icicle would erupt from the ground and impale you, killing you almost instantly."
"What's that rumbling sound though?"
"an icicle :)"
"WINTER NO"
"just kidding, i don't know what the noise is"
"SOMEONE EXPLAIN THE HOLE IN THE SKY"
"oh well let's see that is a small vortex whICH MIGHT TRY TO DESTROY EVERYTHING BUT THAT'S OKAY I AM PREPARED"
[yay icicles block the hole]
"How long of the billions of years you've lived have you been prepared for that?"
"more than half, atleast"
"Are those icicles going to stay there forever?"
"once they melt it'll mend the hole, and seal it."
"talk about mary sue..."
"O❄H I'M❄ SOR❄❄RY WH❄AT WAS THA❄T SU❄❄❄MME❄R? I COUL❄D NOT HE❄❄AR Y❄OU."
"nOTHING I SAID NOTHING"
"that's what i thought. oh hold on autumn is panicking my phone is dinging like crazy"
"Man, I just wanted to help my animals calm down and all but now they're probably so spooked to even be rude to any other creature."
"WELL THAT SOLVES YOUR PROBLEM THEN"
"I suppose..."
"well, it could've turned out better."
"It could've been great, I guess."
[★CHAPTER: END★]
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But whatevs.
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Seasons
FantasíaEver wondered what it would be like if the four seasons were actual beings? Well, step right in, folks. And learn about these four as the story plays out.
