Ever wondered what it would be like if the four seasons were actual beings?
Well, step right in, folks.
And learn about these four as the story plays out.
A/N: whoops haha here's the next chapter m8s (ACTUAL LEGIT SHIT: Error Queen has arrived to make this book a living hell, only six chapters in! ;D) (P.S. after hell is done here lifetime will be next AND LASTLY PURCHASE WILL CRUSH AND CRUMBLE WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF FEELS. ... Welcome to my mind, everyone. :D)
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[Winter POV]
"LAWD JEZUZ" "spring" "Time to contemplate my entire being." "autumn" "WELL SHIT" "summer" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" "jesus christ guys just calm down, the fucking black hole won't do shit." [Tree goes into black hole] "..." "i was wrong" "WINTER WHAT DO WE DO" "[Summer, in the back,] FOR STARTERS I MAKE PUNS SO YOU THINK I'M... COOLOKAY OKAY SORRY THAT WAS ON INSTINCT" "we aren't going to die, guys just-" "I DON'T WANT MY LAST WORDS TO BE APOLOGIZING FOR A PUN. ... UNLESS I MADE A MURDER PUN IN FRONT OF A MURDERER. THEN I'LL ACCEPT IT." (A/N: ME) "guys" [Everyone looks at Winter] "if we do die i just want you to know i am john cena [Runs towards black hole]" "WINTER NOOoo DO NOT SACRIFICE YOURSELF" "im not doing that im gonna fuckin' murder the shadow guys coming out" "oh" "and autumn you are practically defenseless so just don't even try" "... ._." ... "but i wanna" "autumn" "I wanna help D:" "autumn" "...•n•" "autumn all you can do is just make piles of leaves and lay in them and ask yourself 'what is the meaning of life' while your mind spirals into nothingness." (A/N: HOLY SHIT WINTER) "." ".." "..." "..............................." "autumn you're not slick i know" "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, WINTER ( ' > ___ > )" "i know about everyone's inner depression okay that goes for you two too" "haha not me [SLOWLY BACKS AWAY]" "...Spring." ":)))))))" "SPRING." "YES WHAT IS IT SUMMER [BACKS AWAY FASTER]" "<n<" "( ' > u >)" "boi once we solve this problem you and i are going to watch anime" ":O" "WE'RE GONNA WATCH ANIME AND EAT POPCORN AND WATCH EVEN MORE ANIME" ":DDD" "BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO" ":DDDDDDDDDD yay" (A/N: winter in the back silently screaming over otp and autumn already near the edge of fall forests tho) "oh nonono where are you going mister" "AAAAA" "COME BACK HERE AUTUMN OR I WILL GET VERY MAD >U>" "MYEEEEH" "AUTUMN" "...[slowly comes back]" "alright guys im gonna go attack these fuckers so summer, watch autumn so he doesn't do crazy shit, also spring since you're actually someone with decent attacks can you come with?" ":O k sure since after this i get to watch anime" "alright, then,"
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(A/N: In the future I want Seasons to be a comic, same for Lifetime! :D So yeah this is what it would look like.)
~TIIIIIIIMESKIIIIIIIIIIIIP~
[NO POV]
According to all known laws of weather there is no possible way for actual beings of seasons to exist. It exists only to change the weather of some months. The seasons, of course, exist anyways. Because they don't care what the rest of the human race thinks. Icicle, vine. Icicle, vine. Icicle, vine. Icicle, vine. Ooh, Blizzard and sharp leaves! Let's shake it up a little. ... Yes, I just did that. You're lucky I won't do the whole rest of the Bee Movie script. Anyways, Winter and Spring were fighting off these shadow guys. Spring has a wide variety of abilities, Here, I'll list both Spring and Winter's abilities for you. Spring's Attacks: Vines, Sharp leaves/thorns, Small earthquakes in one spot only, and huge plant arm. Winter's Attacks: Icicles, Blizzards, freezing enemies, and Ice dome. (Ice dome is a defense+attack move) So yeah go ahead and imagine some cool fight scene since I'm no good at describing. I'm a artist, not a writer. (YES THIS IS STILL A MEME TO ME) Suddenly a giant fucking tornado knocks out all of the guys and giant pretty plant cloud lady appears. "MOM! :D" ... WHY IT IS MOTHER NATURE SPRING'S VERY AMAZING MOTHER "what" "Hello my son." "MOTHER YOU ARE AMAZING THANK YOUU :DDD" "You're welcome. C:" (EMOTICONS RUN IN THE FAMILY) "Oh, mom do you know if my other friends are okay?" "No. D:" ":OOO" (EMOTICONS, EMOTICONS EVERYWHERE.) "well then we gotta go check" "Ye >:D" (SPRING IS FILLED WITH... DETERMINATION!) "I'll fend off the other Elnotions, you go ahead!" "Mom what's a Elnotion? :T" "It's the shadow people :P" "Oh, okay. Bye mooooooom! :DD" "Byee! :DD"
[Summer POV]
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS THERE SO MANY" Some of the shadow guys got to me and Autumn in Fall Forests. -_- "I don't know but I am defenseless please protect me" (A/N: PROTECT HIM, SUMMER) "Allllllrightyyyyyyyy but can you atleast try to do something??" "All I can do is leaf piles, Summer." "YES YES I KNOW BUT TRY TO DO SOMETHING THAT ISN'T A LEAF PILE WE ARE IN FALL FORESTS THERE ARE LEAVES EVERYWHERE IF YOU CAN USE THEM TO YOUR ABILITY THAT WOULD BE NICE" "I DON'T KNOW HOW D;" "HOLY SHIT AUTUMN YOU ARE DEAD TO ME" "SORRY IT'S HARD TO DO THINGS WHEN YOU'RE SMALL, ANGRY, AND DEPRESSED." (A/N: Target from Purchase and FM from AoaFM in a nutshell.) "... >_>" "PLEASE DON'T QUESTION THAT NOT NOW NOT WHEN WE MIGHT DIE" "WELL OKAY THEN" "IF I DIE I WANT YOU TO KNOW I ENJOY THE PUNS" "OKAY THANKS GLAD YOU DO NOW I CAN'T DO SHIT IT'S TOO COLD HERE MAN YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING" "umumumumumumumumumumum I DON'T KNOW WHAT I CAN DO" "SOMETHING, MAYBE???" "[Throws rock. It hits a Elnotion's head.] ...I DID A THING" "GOOD JOB FRIEND BUT THERE'S LIKE FIVE MORE AND THAT GUY IS STILL AAAALLLLIIIIIIIIIVVVEEE AND AAAANNGGGGGRRRYYYYY" "OH NO" [GASP SUDDEN LARGE ICICLE MURDERS SOME ELNOTIONS] "haha sup guys-[RUNS TO AUTUMN] AREYOU HURT" (A/N: cutecutecutecutecute) "awwwwwwwwww[slaps an elnotion with a vine]wwwwww" (A/N: SAME SPRING SAME) "winter" "YOU MUST BE PROTECTED I DON'T KNOW WHY SUMMER WENT TO FALL FORESTS WHEN OBVIOUSLY IT WAS GOING TO BE COLD AND SHE WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO THROW FIREBALLS FOR TOO LONG" "winter" "yes fren" (A/N: more like *boyfren) "I am not hurt it is okay" "okay [pat pat]" "CUTIEEES" (A/N: SAAAAAAAME) "SHUT UP, SUMMER" "we need to go find out what's causing all of this, and it'll take a while." "Oh boyyyyyyyyy" "CUCUMBER QUEST TIME-" "Nono, Season Quest time. ;D" "HECK YEAH AS LONG AS WE'RE QUESTING LIKE CUCUMBER I'M *NOISEMASTER VOICE* DOWN TO BRING THE HOUSE DOWN" "WE'RE TRASH" "yes autumn we are all aware of that, now let's get going." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TIME TO GET FEELSY, FOLKS! YEEEEEEEEE
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