Me: we are back. With dares and a lot. Be prepared
April: reasons for this being called b-bugs and dates?
Me: you shall see and Kapril fans, OTP SHALL HAPPEN
Kapril Fans: YAY FINALLY THANK YOU!!
Me: welcome
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Me(cont.): but we of course still have dares so. April cook the worst food ever
April: ok, *makes fried crickets*
Me: NOW EAT IT
April: what?!
Emily: yikes.
Me: sigh, do I have to grab my chainsaw, it made Adrien do his dare
April: who?
Me: someone you wouldn't know unless you've seen my Miraculous Truth or Dare show.
Chloe: you're torturing more people?
Me: nah, *grabs chainsaw* although we did kill one person
April: I DON'T WANNA DIE
Kelsey: NOOO DON'T KILL HER
Me: THEN EAT THE DAMN CRICKETS
April: *eats it cringes then vomits* that was disgusting *makes gagging noises*
Lily: *covers eyes* someone please clean that up
Me: *snaps fingers and the room is clean* now Emily, it is time for your torture. No reading fairy tales for a month
Emily: noooooo!!!!!!! Why Kitty??? I hate you right now
Me: well then, you are going to DES-pise your next dare. *clears throat* ahem. Emily tell everyone in the middle of a football game how AMAZING I, Kitty, am.
Emily: -___-'' really
Chloe: *takes phone from me* *reads dare* hands it back* yep
-At the Football game-
Lily: *shoves Emily into the middle of the feild* do the dare
Emily: fine. *into megaphone* KITTY IS THE MOST AMAZING PERSON EVER. SHE IS FABULOUS AND IS A CAT-DRAGON RANDOM QUEEN. SHE IS AWESOME AND WRITES AMAZING RANDOM STORIES SHE ALSO WROTE 101 WAYS TO TORTURE A BANANA AND HAS A CHAINSAW IN HER HAND AND WILL USE IT IF I SAY ANYTHING BAD. YAAYY KITTY C.
