Revenge of the Psycho Ex-Girlfriend

The Failed Revenge

Lisa POV:

So, let me tell you why my revenge failed.

I'm going to start out by telling you that I had a really good plan. It was ingenious. Probably the best idea I've ever had--that being said, I don't really have many of those. Truth be told, I had no idea why Bryce was dating me in the first place. I can be kind of a dumb blonde sometimes. I can also get VERY distracted. . . See? There I go again! Anyway, after that douche bag broke up with me, and after I had recovered enough to get out of bed, I recruited Vanessa, and my two BFF's: Camille and Chenille. They're twins. Isn't that just precious? They promised to break his knees if he ever decided to break my heart--welp, he's not gonna be able to walk for awhile. I'm finally out of the I'm-never-going-to-get-out-of-bed-because-I'm-sobbing-my-eyes-out stage, and now I'm in the I'm-going-to-murder-him-with-a-spoon stage. Unfortunately, as I mentioned before, I failed. Miserably. And I blame his new b*tch, Briana. I almost threw up when I saw them kissing up against the lockers the other day. Oh, wait--I did. 'Sigh'. I CANNOT stay focused!!! I'm going to go get some caffeine. . . too tired to rant right now. . .