the signs when family is visiting

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Aries: So, no offense, but when are you leaving?
Taurus: Did you bring me anything?
Gemini: I have so many things to update you on!!
Cancer: You said you'd be here at 3? It's not 3? I'm still cleaning.
Leo: God, I am not fucking feeding all of you.
Virgo: I got you a gift! (always hand sanitizer or lotion for some reason?)
Libra: What are we doing today? Are we going out?
Scorpio: I'm so happy to see........some of you.
Sagittarius: Heyyyyy, it's been so long since I last saw you! *leaves*
Capricorn: If you ask me about school/work I will slit your throat open
Aquarius: Something is different about you........but I can't put my finger on it
Pisces: I just hope nobody fights. I hate when they fight.

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