Okay so I have like no reads or votes but I'm updating since this is fun.
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So haven't you realized that in SO many fan-fics, the beginning is that they bump into a celebrity and suddenly "fall in love"? Okay, 1. If you bump into THE Zayn Malik, I'm pretty sure he'll say sorry, then walk off. Just like a normal human being. Some girls need to realize that bumping into celebrity isn't damn magic! Okay example time:
*AT STARBUCKS*
*Zayn bumps into Sarah spilling his coffee all over Sarah*
Zayn: "omg bby im sorreh btw here's my # im pretty sure we'll be togetha forever btw will u go on tour with me"
Sarah: "omg babez i think im in love"
Zayn: "me 2 lets have sex"
Sarah: "okei"
What. The. Fuck.
Lol ok.
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So after everything I write, I'm going to either do a huge rant, life story, or embarrassing moment.
Okay first one will be an embarrassing moment.
So when I first got my period, my used-to -be best friend told me to put extra pads in my backpack. Well the next day, I was running a little late to the school bus and I didn't realize that I didn't zip my backpack shut. Well when I got on the bus, a pad flew out and my kind-of friend asked if it was mine and I honestly didn't think it was mine, so I said no. On the bus home, there was an open (but not used) pad on a seat. Nobody would sit there and I was so embarrassed that it was mine. I still haven't told anyone but I'm telling complete strangers this stuff. Haha. If you were a socially awkward loser like me, you'd understand.😭
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