Dumb Phrases

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Okay so wattpad is being a bitch and deletes everything after I press done so this is my 3rd time writing a huge paragraph that will most likely get deleted again.. Okay.

Here are some dumb stuff people say which really sounds weird.

"He asked for an entrance"~bitch is your vagina an amusement park?

"Our tongues fought for dominance"~wut.

"He shot me a smile"~ *harry loads shot gun* *shoots smile at sarah* Sarah: "thx bby ily 5eva"

"His lips crashed onto mine" ~ BREAKING NEWS WE EXPERIENCED SEEING TWO LIPS ON TRUCKS CRASHING INTO EACHOTHER. THERE ARE HUGE INJURYS ONE LIP IS IN A COMA.

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Embarrassing moment:

Once in school (we have assigned seats), I was sitting next to my crush. He made me laugh so hard that I snorted.

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