Dumb Fan-fic Moments

The name Kylie.

Okay I don't know how many times I've seen the name "Kylie" in a fan-fic. But it's a ton of times. "oh kylie bby ily 5eva ur name is so original i luff yew" like nothing against that name but I've seen that name way too many times.

Kylie: hi harreh

Harry: hi bby wuts ur name

Kylie: kylie can we date

Harry: im going on tour

Kylie: can i come

Harry: sure bby lets get married

Kylie: i think im in love

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Okay sorry that really sucked. Rant time.

Okay so I'm at my grandparents house and my grandma is being so annoying. She is making my poor grandpa do everything for her. She used to smoke daily in the freaking bathroom and now the walls are yellow and if they get wet, black nicotine runs down the wall. It's so disgusting. And at 4 in the morning, she said she was in pain and made my poor grandpa wake up and get her pills and he does basically everything for her. And she's addicted to prescription drugs and ugh. And if my grandpa wants to go out, she makes him stay home and baby her. Ugh. And she's so nosy about everything everyone does and tells at my grandpa if he doesn't fill her needs. Oh and she can't hear a damn thing. She was like "Emily where are you going?" I'm like "I'm going outside"

Grandma: "you're going to get fries?"

Me: "no, I'm going outside"

Grandma: "what?"

Me: "IM. GOING. OUT. SIDE"

Grandma: "you're going on a slide?"

Me: "agh. Nevermind"

And she always gets up on her own but then sometimes she just makes my poor grandpa carry her. And we brought back food at "in 'n' out" and she didn't ask for anything and then she was like "DID YOU GET ME A SHAKE?" and my grandpa was like "No, honey. I'm sorry" and she's like "WE'LL YOU DIDN'T ASK ME WHAT I WANTED" and ok I have more t rant but then it will be too long to post.

Alright thanks for reading love ya guys!😘