So no one told you life was going to be this gay?

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Chandler was nine months pregnant. Wizard seed man. Hagrid and Draco debated over who the father was. Chandler had painful contractions and thought about names. 

Soon, Chandler found himself going to the bathtub where he once ate his children, Chandler was ready to birth. Hands began pushing on his stomach.... from the inside. Chandler thought this was weird but found it sexual and just accepted it. Draco summoned Jesus and had Hagrid murdered therefore he was father by default. 


"DINNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSAAAAAAAAAURRRRRRRRRRSRRSSSSSSSSSS"

Ross bursted out from Chandlers stomach, naked and afraid. 

"FOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSILLLLLLLLLLLLALAAASSSSSS"

"Its is beautiful." Said Chandler.

"It is amazing." Whispered Draco. 

"RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!"

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