Chandlers butthole hurt for Draco and Ross had fucked it over 500 times in that night. Ross was playing with Chandlers beautiful booooobs. Chandler considered eating him. Draco appeared and declared he had cheated on Chandler.
Chandler shot Draco with a gun he pulled from Ross's butthole.
Every gay sad relationship has it problems.
Draco dodged the bullet because he is a badass that takes shit from noone except Hermione was she punched him in his filthy face.
"Snape."
"I fucked Snape." Draco cried from his nipples.
"Why?"
"Have you seen his nose?"
"Can I fuck him too."
"Yeah."
Snape appeared. All four of them had a religous orgey. They all cried sweet tears of gay rainbows.
It was glorious.
R.I.P Alan Rickman
