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Freesing

Ai-Chan: how is it so cold like man wtf it's so cold
Baekhyun: well where r u
Ai-Chan: in Japan
Baekhyun: then u need more clothes
Ai-Chan: OMG I saw BTS on a billboard and I found more pics of JIMINS abs
JIMIN: I thought u saved all of the pics
Ai-Chan: well I didn't
JIMIN: well no photography is allowed
Ai-Chan: why
JIMIN: *rips off shirt* this is why
Ai-Chan: AHHHHHHH *faints*
Daesung: *magically appears out of nowhere and saves Ai-Chan* Ai-Chan r u ok?
Ai-Chan: yes I am mushroom God
JIMIN: hehehhehehhehe daesung u have abs too
Ai-Chan: no PLES stop
Daesung: well it's cuz I'm the mushroom God *mushroom aura*
Baekhyun: *grabs Ai-Chan* back away
Ai-Chan: ok
Daesung: don't do this now I don't want Ai-Chan to die. She's my Kouhai
JIMIN: don't worry she won't regret anything *rips off DAESUNG'S shirt
Daesung: NOOO MY MUSHROOM AURA
Ai-Chan: AHHHHHHH ODODODOSKSKSKSKSL *spazzes*
Baekhyun: I have a question
Daesung: yeah
Baekhyun: one, how r u not cold
JIMIN: what do u mean
Baekhyun: we're in Japan
JIMIN: so?
Baekhyun: it's cold rn
Daesung: AHHH ITS COLD *summons mushroom jacket*
JIMIN: AHHH ITS COLD
White fluffy Pomeranian: Bork Bork
JIMIN: *slays Pomeranian*
Ai-Chan: NOOOOOOOOO
JIMIN: he became my jacket
Baekhyun: GET AWAY FROM HIM AI-CHAN *hugs Ai-Chan*
Ai-Chan: O.O
JIMIN: I'm sorry *hugs Ai-Chan*
Ai-Chan: NUUU GET AWAY U BIAS WRECKER >:(
JIMIN: ;-;
Daesung: *blesses Ai-Chan with mushrooms*
Ai-Chan: yay I will always be ur Kouhai
Yato: *magically appears* WHUT ABOUT MEH
Ai-Chan: who?
Yato: *cries*