The Secret Life of Mikey Way

Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present To You, The One and Only Pete Wentz

"So... What's your name?" The driver asked nervously, obviously trying hard to make conversation. His voice was impossible to describe, and Mikey could only think of it as a very stoned emo kid's voice, which seemed pretty fitting for this guy. He had black hair with a fringe that fell right into his eyes, making Mikey wonder if he could even see the road. He basically looked like a twelve year old that was trying to be cool, but somehow he made it work.

"My name's Mikey. What's your name?" Mikey instantly cringed at his horrible "conversation skills", but the other guy didn't seem to mind.

"I'm Pete," he laughed. "also known as 'the one and only Pete Wentz'. I'm not known for anything, but I'm the one and only me, right?" Both boys laughed at this, and Mikey soon decided that he could trust Pete. He seemed pretty cool, even though he looked like he had just escaped from 2004. "So, where are you going?" Pete looked over at Mikey as he talked, with some kind of special look in his eyes, as if they had some kind of connection.

"Um..." Mikey had completely abandoned all of his plans. He had to do whatever it took to get closer to Pete, even if that meant getting caught later. "Wherever you're going. I was just out. For a walk." Pete chuckled and kept driving. For a moment Mikey thought he was planning something horrible, like Mikey's death, but Pete wouldn't do that. Would he?

"I have a great idea!" Pete exclaimed, probably thinking out loud. "We should go down by the lake. You know where that is, right?" Mikey shook his head, and Pete gasped in disbelief. "You need to see it. It's great." As Pete turned his head to look back at the road, Mikey kept staring at him. He had a feeling this was going to be great.

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Gerard stood in the front room of his house, pacing back and forth. His best friend, Frank, sat at the bottom of the stairs, trying to calm him down, but nothing worked.

"Frank. Dude. Listen. I get that you're trying to be helpful, which is great, but Mikey has been gone for like, half an hour, and mom and dad are hella late. Meaning that either they went to the wig shop that's super far away, or they found Mikey and just, dumped his body in a river or something. Something is wrong." Gerard eventually flopped down on the stairs next to Frank, wishing that he could just hug him and forget the world. But Gerard knew that would never happen, because he was about 87 percent sure that Frank was straight, and he even if he was gay, he would never want anyone like Gerard. Even if it sounded like a really stupid (and emo) thing to say, Gerard felt like he wasn't good enough for anyone, and he definitely didn't feel like a good brother at the moment.

Frank let out a loud groan, which made Gerard jump and fall off the stairs. They stared at each other for a while, until they both started howling with laughter. Eventually, Frank sat by Gerard and looked into his eyes, completely serious now.

"Gerard, I hate to say this, but you need to calm the fuck down. Like seriously, tone it down. Sorry, but Mikey has friends. He probably just went out with them for a while. I highly doubt that anything bad happened. And if something bad did happen, then butter my ass, call me biscuit, and throw me in the street, but for right now, chill. Calm. Your. Tits." Gerard wanted to laugh at Frank's "advice", but it kind of made sense. He always overreacted, and he was pretty protective of Mikey. Maybe Frank was right, for once.

"I'll try," Gerard sighed, "But it won't be easy." Frank flopped back onto the stairs, and Gerard thought he heard a small "fuck yeah". "But... for real. Can I butter your ass, whatever that means?" Frank laughed, but as soon as he looked at Gerard, he realized this wasn't a joke. Gerard was completely serious.

"Um..." Frank stuttered. Was this happening? "Excuse me? I don't..." Gerard approached him and put his hand over Frank's mouth, cutting him off midsentence.

"Frank. I want you to fuck me."

Author's note: Okay this is definitely a shorter chapter but don't worry the next ones will be longer. Please vote and comment! Thnks bye