Idiots In Love (MikaYuu)

Phone Call Gone Wrong

((Human and college AU))

Yuu groaned, opening his dreary eyes and glanced at his phone. It was 12:30 p.m. He groaned again and shifted around in his nest of blankets. He was about to fall back asleep when his phone went off.

"What." Growled Yuu, putting his blanket over his face.

He heard Mika chuckle on the other end, "As pleasant as always, Yuu-chan."

"It's noon-thirty, people are trying to sleep. Those people include me. Fuck off."

"Sadly, you don't get to partake in that wonderful tradition today. Will you come over?" Mika asked.

Yuu threw his hands up in a well-that-was-not-what-I-fucking-had-planned-today gesture. "Can't you come over to my dorm? C'mon, I don't want to fucking get up." He grumbled, blushing slightly.

"As much as I'd love to see your room becoming more and more consumed by your dirty laundry, I'll pass. Any-"

"Well, not everyone is a neat freak like you, Mika!" Yuu snapped, then winced. "Sorry. I'm cranky because I was woken up before 4:30."

Mika laughed, which managed to bring a slight smile to Yuu, "Y'know, Yuu-chan, you should really get on a normal sleeping schedual. My little vampire~" The blonde teased.

Yuu proceeded to put his face on his pillow and moan like a whale in disagreement. Once he finished his complaining, he sighed. "What were you going to say? Before I interrupted?"

"I was going to suggest a popular theme I found out about from Shinoa."

Yuu's eyes widened.

Oh god, what could she possibly suggest to poor Mika?

"A-and...what did she say?" Yuu asked hesitantly, not really wanting to know the answer. Knowing Shinoa, it was probably going to be some weird sex thing. Like the time she suggested for Yuu and Mika to 'do it on the cieling next time'. Yikes.

"Don't sound so scared-" Mika paused, "Well, actually, you do have reason to be, but that's not the case this time. It's really nothing weird."

"Okay, then, what the fuck is it then?" Yuu rolled his eyes.

Yuu practically heard the smirk cross Mika's lips. "Oooh, so impatient." He crooned softly before breaking into laughter, "Okay, so it's this thing called 'Netflix and Chill'. It's all over this thing called Tumblr-"

"Yes, yes, I know what Tumblr is. I have one, and you see, Mika, " Mika groaned while Yuu continued. "I know you have one, and, strangely enough, you STILL have not yet found a special little button. It's called a Like button. "

"Are we really going to argue about this? Yuu-"

"You were supposed to press that little fucker when I posted that glorious picture."

"It was not GLORIOUS, dumbass, it--"

"But because you didn't, I'm arranging a divorce." Yuu ended.

Mika rolled his eyes. Not that Yuu saw that. "So dramatic, Yuu-chan. My little attention whore."

"Hey, that's not an insult because I am both your whore and you give me attention. So it's like, legit." Yuu tried to contain his laughter.

"I think the phrase you're looking for is 'treat you like a princess, fuck you like a whore'." Mika advised.

"Yes! Yes, that is exactly what I meant. Damn, Mika, you're like, a genius."

"More like I can translate idiot." Mika grinned at the sound of Yuu scoffing. "And yes, I agree completely with you. I am quite the sex master."