Today I parked my car in the same garage that I always use when I go to classes downtown. As per usual, it was near full around 10 AM. As I was driving through the garage, there was a stereotypical business jock (yelling into his bluetooth, gelled hair, expensive suit, froofy Starbucks in hand) driving behind me in his black Mercedes SUV. He was obviously late, since he was tailgating me the entire time. I finally found a spot, and I hit my blinker and slowed down. I wanted to back in, so I went a bit past the spot first to get into position.
Business jock decided his time was more important than mine and that he didn't want me to park in that spot, so he pulled up on my ass and started blaring the horn, gesturing for me to keep moving, etc. I sat there for a second before throwing it in reverse. Obviously, he could see my reverse lights, but he refused to move until I said "f*ck it" and started backing up. I figure if you don't want to get hit, you'll move. So anyway, he moves and I take my time getting into the tight spot. He drives off and I think the interaction is over. I got into the elevator, and as I'm pressing the "*G" button (ground level) I see him running around the corner trying to catch the elevator. I smiled, waved, and pressed the "close doors" button, which shined (shone?) like a glowing beacon- a token of good faith from the gods of revenge- and watched as his face twisted in rage. As I rode the elevator up, I decided I wasn't done. I reached my floor, then sent the elevator up to every single floor in the tall, tall, tall building. Enjoy the wait, a**hole.
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Petty Revenge
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