The Funny Book

Story Time!!

Ok, so my grandma told me this funny story today while I was in the car with my cousin.
This is what she said "
So there was this little boy and his mom. And he asks his mom 'How much do you way?'
His mom looked down at him and said 'that isn't something you ask a women.'
'Well how old are you?'
'Carl, that isn't something you ask a women either.'
'Why did you and dad get dovorced?'
'Why would you ask that? I'll tell you when you're older.'
So the little boy goes outside to his friend saying to her 'she didn't answer any of my questions,'
'Well I know how. Just check her drivers license.'
So he goes back in to his mom. 'You weight 185 pounds!'
'How did you guess?'
'I also know you are 38 years old!'
'How did you find that out?'
'I took your drivers license. But I also know why you and dad got devorced!'
'I understand the age and weight but how did you get that?'
'Because you got an F in Sex!'