[Original Avengers have joined the group text]
(Tony has given each of the Avengers a new phone that only he has made)
Clint:How the hell do you work these things?
*Bangs phone on counter*
Nat:Clint they're actually very comple-
Tony:...Too complex for that bird brain of his.
Bruce & Nat:XD
Tony:I mean just look at him
Clint:*Bites phone*
Tony:It's like watching a bird trying to crack open a seed.
Clint:*Throws phone at Tony's head*
Tony:SON OF A-
Steve:GUYS MY PHONE JUST CAUGHT ON FIRE!
Nat:Steve?
Steve:Yes?
Nat:HOW'D the hell did that happen!?
Steve:I don't know!I just started pushing random buttons ,it got really hot,the screen froze,next thing I know:Poof!It went up in flames!
Bruce:Then how are you texting,?
Steve:.....Er...I don't know...
Tony:Dammit Steven!Barton you bastard, you gave me a headache!>:(
Avengers:O_O........
Tony:What?
Avengers:XD *pulls out cameras,start taking pics of Tony's forehead*
Tony:What in the hell-I have enough with the paparazzi doing this,Now you all!?
Bruce:Tony....
Tony:WHATTTTT!?>:(
Bruce:.....your forehead....
Tony:*Looks in phone front camera*
Clint:XD
Tony:.........
Steve:Tony.....you have to under-
Tony:.........
Bruce:.....Hello?
Tony:.....
Nat:I think he's gone int-
Tony:CLINTON,YOU HAWKBRAINED-
AGHHHH!
[Clint and Tony have stopped texting]
Tony:*tackles Clint*
*both are rolling on the floor wrestling*
Clint:*kicks Tony in diaphragm*
Tony:*gasping for air*
Clint:hahahaha!How you like them arro-AGHHH!
Avengers:XD
Tony:*pulled Clint's hair*
*both on ground agian*
*yelling*
*Kicking*
*grunting*
*Punching*
*Both accidentally kick/punch bruce in the face*
Bruce:.....
[Bruce has stopped texting-connection lost]
Steve:CODE GREEN!CODE GREEN!
I REPEA-
Nat:*Slaps steve across face*STEVE!CALM YOUR PATRIOTIC ASS DOWN!
Steve:OW!...lullaby?
Nat:Duh!
*Tony and Clint have stopped fighting*
Bruce:HULK ANGRY!
Tony & Clint:*Both look at each other*
RUNNNN!
*Both are running*
Tony:TAKE BIRDBOY!HE TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Clint:ME!?!TAKE BUTTER SCOTCH
CANDY OVER HERE!
Bruce:HULK SMASH PUNY RUNNING MEN!
Nat:*goes in front of Bruce*Hey...big guy...Suns getting real lo-
Thor:MJÖLNIR HAS CRACKED MY PHONE!
*Hulk runs away from Nat towards Clint & Tony*
Nat:REALLY THOR!?NOW?
Thor: :(
Steve:*looks at Thor*Phone trouble?
Thor:*shakes head*
Steve:*shakes head knowingly*
Thor:I thought of the phone as a place to rest Mjölnir.
Avengers+Hulk:*Facepalm*
*Hulk continues chasing Tony & Clint*
Nat:GUYS CAN WE FOCUS ON THE PROBLEM HER-
[Tony and Clint have stopped texting-connection lost]
Nat:FOR GOSH SAKES!IF SOMEONE CUTS ME OFF AGAIN,I WILL CUT SOMETHING OFF OF THEM!
Steve:O_O
Nat:....Bruce has them in a room alone dosent he?
Steve:..yup!
Nat:Let's go.
[Nat and Steve have disconnected from group text]
Thor:......Jane?
[Thor has disconnected from group text]
A/N:Hello,well first chapter...hope all is well. Feel free to comment thoughts or whatever it is you do...ttyl.
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~Avengers:Texts~
RandomIt's the Avengers what could possibly go wrong?......well they're superheros with mad skills .What exactly do they do on their free days?....Well I guess you'll have to find out.
