Hetalia X Reader

America X Reader / Japan X (Other)Reader

Reader Vs. Reader
Dude, some of this may be a bit extreme for some Readers. Viewer discretion is advised, man.

This is going to be one of the worst (In my eyes, at least) and random things you will ever read.

 

          You and your friend were having a sleep over. You both love Anime and both LOVE Hetalia. At the sleep over, it is just you and your friend. Earlier in the week, you ad your friend entered a short story contest. "I am totally going to win this," You say to your friend as you finish writing your names on e sign-up sheet. "In your dreams, (1Name)." (Back to the present)

"How is your tory going, (2Name)?" You ask your friend as you h writing your first paragraph. Your friend answers with an 'Eh' and realizes something. "You are missing a 'g' in the word 'Doggies'. This made you a bit upset. "Don't you dare correct my spelling or I will use the forbidden name!" You threatened only half joking. "You would not dare..." Your friend replied. "Oh I would." It was quiet for a minute until you hear your friend say "You are missing a 'g' though. You reply with a "Pr..." "Nooo!" Your friend screams as she falls off of your lavender bed. You both end up laughing knowing you would never dare. Unless... (Cliffhanger!)

You then thought it was a good id to mess with your friend. You have no idea what made you think of this. "Pr...Us..." Realizing w you are trying to do, your friend looks up with a similar aura Russia's. "You know very well not to do that, (1Name)" You friend says as the aura grows. "Pr...Us...Hia..." "No!" "Prussia! Prussia! Prussia! PRUSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAA!" "Haha! You just screamed Prussia's name!" Your friend replied with a laugh. You and your friend hear a loud bang and seconds later, your bedroom door flies open, revealing the albino Country. "You cad for awesomeness?" He said with a disturbing smile. With every ounce of betrayal in your friend's body, she points at you. You quickly, but not well, and you climb out of the window, into your front yard. "Haha!" You say with victory in y voice. "Have fun with Miss (2Name)! You can do what ever you want!" You say to your friend as you close and lock your window from the outside. Your friend breaks your bedroom window. "An just incase you try to beat the stuffing out of me." You say as you pull out a sword. Your friend begins to climb out of the window very carefully trying not to flash any of the other nations that were outside. Your friend pulls out a sword just when you think 'Oh shizz, she never leaves home without it'. You decide, being the idiot you tend be, to light a match and throw it near her to keep her where she is, considering she is afraid of fire. Well, except for when she is focused. You miss. You catch her butt on fire. She frantically tries to put it out while you say "Hey,  think you're fire." She eventually calms, pats her butt to put the fire out, and raises her sword into fighting stance. Simultaneously, you pull out a shot gun. "Angyarudo. (En Guarde)" (Japan blushes a tiny bit) "Anata mo, anata ga motte iru buki o furu suru hoh o shitte imasu ka? (Do you even know how to wield the weapon that you posses?)" You reply with a 'No' and look down at your feet in embarrassment. But, nevertheless, you raise the gun and scream, "FOR AMERICA!". Your friend runs to cover and says, "Where did you even purr that from?!" "It is small enough to be behind my back!" You scream as you shoot towards where your friend had run to for cover chanting "USA, USA, USA!". Your friend shouts "Yameru! Onegaishimasu! (Stop! Please!)" Your friend runs out and bows. "I sharr stop this battle before it turns to war."

"Fine," You say. "But first, let me take a selfie! <3" Your frend looks at you like y are an idiot. But en again, you sometimes are. You laugh while saying, "I'm just kidding. Really. I would ner do that. But seriously, go say you're sorry to Prussia." You say firmly. "Then we can call it a truce." "What?! No!" Your friend protested as you scooted Prussia over to her. "There," you say. "Now say you are sowwy." Your friend raises her sword to you. "Do not mock the Japanese accent or I will hurt someone's pretty rittre face!" Your friend sighed as she bowed to Prussia and said, "Prussia. My apporogies. I hope this wirr not happen again." "Good," You say. "Now hug Prussia." Your friend looks at you with a discusted face and says, "But he is a perv! Rook at the face he is making!" She points to Prussia's pervy smile. You look at Russia's face and say "It looks perfectly normal to e. Now hug him." You saypushing your friend closer to Prussia. "Oh, and no funny business, she is still my friend." Your friend hugs Prussia, then you hear your friend squeak. 'Oh my god' you think because she never squeaks unless...