Chapter 15: Coffin

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After breakfast that morning I headed back up stairs. I wasn't staying in my pajamas all day. Now that I moved in with my dad, I have better clothes, and a lot more of them. I settled for a pair of black, leather, skinny jeans and a Van Halen tee. I pulled on my boots, grabbed my phone, and headed down stairs. As soon as I got in the hallway Andy came out of his room. We were wearing the exact same pants.
"No way. Get back in there and change. We are NOT gonna wear the same pants." I told him as I walked towards the kitchen. Surprisingly enough, he turned right around and went to change pants.
"Hey sweetheart." My dad said as I came into the living room.
"Hey dad." I replied.
"I wonder where Andy is." Jinxx said.
"He's changing pants." I said. Not thinking of all the things that could point to.
"He probably beat it a little to hard and got some on his pants." Jake smirked.
"OH MY GOD! JAKEEEE!" I screamed. Everyone got tickled at that response. Andy came walking down the stairs.
"So Andy...did you get a little messy there?" Jinxx asked. I chuckled and Andy ran an me and picked me up, throwing me over his shoulder.
"What did you tell them I was doing!!!" He demanded as he tickled me.
"Nothing. Nothing!" I said as I laughed.
"Uhuh. Sure. Now what did you tell them!!" He asked again, tickling me even harder.
"All I told them was that ypu were changing your pants! They just assumed the rest!!!" I managed to spit out as a laughed until I cried.
"NOW PUT ME DOWNNNNN! I HAVE TO CALL BRISTOL (_Bristol-Appling_)!!!" I protested.
"Who's Bristol?" Dad asked me.
"Only THE greatest person alive! She's my absolute best friend. She's my ride or die. I wouldn't trade her for the world! She's my BVB sister." I told him.
"BVB sister?" He said, making it sound more like a question.
"Yeah. We've been obsessed over you guys together for years. Before I learnt you were my dad we had made a plan." I told him.
"And what was that plan?" He asked.
"Do you really want to know?"
"Yes. I really do."
"Ok...but you can't say I didn't warn you..."
"Ok, tell me." He said.
"Ok...here it goes, but y'all better not judge me..." I said as I looked at all the guys.
"...so me and Bristol, we had made a plan..." I paused because they were all staring at me with wide eyes...
"...our plan was that I was going to marry Andy and she was gonna marry Ashley. Andy was gonna be her side hoe, and Ashley was gonna be mine..." I finally finished, and as soon as I did, laughter filled the room.
"I TOLD Y'ALL NOT TO LAUGH! I'M NEVER TELLING YOU ANYTHING AGAIN!!!" I shouted.
"Does she know you live with both of us now?" Ashley asked.
"Shit, no. I forgot to tell her!"
"Call her and let me have the phone.
I fiddled with my pocket until I found my phone. I dialed her number. 4 rings later she picks up.
"Hello?" Bristol said as she answered the phone.
"So I'm to the understanding that I'm supposed to marry you." Ashley said as he took the phone from me.
"OH MY GOD! THIS IS ASHLEY PURDY!!!" She screamed through the phone. We all heard her. He handed Andy the phone.
"And I'm supposed to be your side hoe?" Andy asked her.
"OH MY GOD!!! AND THIS IS ANDY BIERSACK!!!" She screamed again. Everybody busted up laughing.
"Hey sister. How'd you like THAT suprise?" I asked her as I got the phone back.
"The suprise was fucking AWESOME, but I hate you for not telling me." She told me.
"Sorry...how would you like to come and see me?" I asked.
"Where are you?"
"California, with the band."
"SHUT THE HELL UP! NO YOU'RE NOT!"
"BRISTOL! You just talked to Andy and Ashley! You wanna talk to the rest of them!?"
"Yeah. Put me on speaker."
"Ok Bristol. You're on speaker now. Say whatever it was you wanted to say."
"Ok then. Let's do a little roll call if you're with the band. I know each one of your voices. When I call your name say 'Here'.
Jake?..."
"Here"
"...Andy?..."
"Here"
"...CC?...
"Here"
"...Jinxx?..."
"Here"
"...Ashley?..."
"Man. I'm your husband and you called me LAST! Some wife you are!" Ashley chuckled.
"OH MY GOD! YOU ARE WITH THE BAND!! ASHLEY'S EVEN BEIN HIS USUAL SMARTASS!!" She shouted. Everyone laughed at that...except Ashley.
"HEY NOW! THAT'S NOT TRUE!" Ashley said trying to defend himself.
"Ashley. We all know you're a smartass. Andy told him with a smirk.
"I hate you all." Ashley said with a glare and a smile.

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