What do you call a seagull who flies over a bay? Bagel.
How does the barber get to work early? He know all shortcuts.
What you call a man with spade on his head? Doug.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the middle of the ocean?
Bob.
What do you call a man lying down in a pile of leaves?
Russel.
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg?
Irene.