I'm a never ending treasure trove of these things. It's my crappy superpower.
What kind of dinosaur tries the hardest? A try-ceratops
What do you call a cow with Tourette's? Beef jerky.
How do you scare away bad bugs? Call the S.W.A.T. Team
Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What do you call a dinosaur who crashes his car? T-wrecks
Why did the doctor tell the pony to gargle? Because it was a little horse.
How is a piece of gum like a sneeze? It's a chew.
What do you call a Mexican with an elastic foot? Rubber-toe
What happens if you drink 8 cokes? You burp 7up
What's a pirate's favorite letter? Rrrrrrrr... But his true love is the C.
Why does Ron Jeremy sit down to pee? Because a man his age shouldn't do any heavy lifting.
What happened to the illegally parked frog? He got toad.
What do you call a camel with no hump? Humphrey
What is it called when a cow plays with itself? Beef stroganoff
