Did you hear about the man who was paralyzed on his left side? He's all right now.
What did earth say to the other planets? You guys have no life.
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' Catholic
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
What is the definition of a farmer? Someone who is outstanding in his field.
What do you call a cow who has just given birth? Decalfinated.
What does an angry pepper do? It gets Jalapeño business!
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? Dam!
How do crazy people walk through the forest? They take the psycho path.
Where does the one-legged waitress work? IHop
What's pink an fluffy? Pink fluff
What's blue and fluffy? A pink fluff holding its breath.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? In case they get a hole in one.
Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.
How does Hitler tie his shoes? In nazis.
