Chapter 6

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Look at me being all punctual an stuff.

It's Tuesday, Tuesday, gotta upload on Tuesday!

My hamster is staring at me, I think he's possessed.

That's it!

That's what this story is missing!

A hamster!

It's like the missing link.

Anyways, here is chapter 6, as promised, on Tuesday.

Call me Miss Punctuality, because that's how I roll.

-Charlie:)

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Laura's P.O.V

It's times like this when I really wish I had my skateboard handy.

I can picture myself rolling down this hill right now, the wind in my hair.

You know all that stuff they put in shows and adverts when Mr or Mrs hottie walks passed.

But first you know, I'd have to be attractive.

That takes effort.

Well, with me anyways.

JOKES!

I will never be attractive!

Anyways, I aspire to be the old woman living alone with many cats.

I don't know what Jamie sees in me.

Maybe he loves me for the food I make.

Or my taste in shower gel?

Not that I eat it.

It was a dare, okay?

Note to self: Don't eat shower gel, it doesn't taste as good as it smells.

I will never be able to look at strawberry shower gel the same way.

'Just like strawberries' False advertising, my friend!

I want to get into advertising when i'm older.

But label stuff with the truth.

For example, on the strawberry shower gel, I would write: All strawberries, except the taste.

That doesn't sound too good.

I'll work on that.

One day.

Sometime after next year.

Or you know, when I get a free moment.

'LAURA! LAURA! YOUR PHONE IS RINGING! YOU SMELL LIKE-"

"Hello, strawberry shower gel cooperated, the only company where the advertising is true"
"You didn't eat that shower gel again, did you?"
"JAMIE!"
"LAURA!"
"Your voice, it's so-"
"Sexy?"
"No. It's so you"
"So you're saying that my voice is not naturally sexy?"
"Some people got it, some people ain't"
"Okay, serious business"
"Sirius"
"No, serious"
"Oh right, continue"
"I'm coming home tomorrow!"

I know what you're thinking, my telepathy skills are on the blinker.

I can't even talk or think properly, so here goes nothing!

Jamie, this guy who doesn't want me to be forever alone with cats, has been away for a week, and now, he is returning!

Long story short: HOLY BAJEEBUS! 

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