A dare for a dare (One direction fan fiction)

Chapter 9

Hello my good people!

It's been a while.

I need a recap!

Okay, so, first off, HOLY SHIT IT'S ONE DIRECTION!!!! Then, Jamie! Yay! And now, truth or dare.

Okay, got it.

I can do this.

Brace yourselves for a long awaited chappie!

Charlie:)

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Laura's P.O.V

"Truth or what"
"Dare, Laura, truth if dare"
"But, no"
"Or in your case, dare or dare"
"But, double no"
"There's no such thing as a double no"
"Triple no!"
"Laura-"
"Don't make me go quadruped on you"

Yeah, that's right, I'm the king. Or the queen in this case.

Queen Laura, long live the queen!

"So, I take it that that means dare?"
"No-"
"Okay, I dare you to-"
"Nothing inappropriate"
"My, my Laurs, you seemed to have given me an idea"
"Get our mind out of the gutter, girl!
"Fine, I dare you to dance, like you've never danced before"
"Suspiciously easy"
"To, hmm let me think-"
"The mac arena!"
"Good idea, Mr Tomlinson!"

Yeah, gee thanks 'Mr Tomlinson'.

They're obviously just jealous of my amazing dance skills.

That must be it, I mean, who wouldn't be?

No wonder I have never entered a dance competition or something, I'd win for sure and it would be unfair to the other competitors. 

That's probably the most sensible-est thing I've ever said, and now, I shall dance, to the mac arena!

"Laugh all you want guys, just know that you will never be this good!"

I've been dancing for like twelve years, although I've been told it's more like twelve seconds.

I'm really out of shape, I've ran out of breath.

I've never understood why people refer to it as 'running out of breath', does your oxygen supply suddenly run short and you have to nip down to the corner shop?

I hope so, although I've managed to live for many years without needing to get some.

Get some nuts!

But instead, get some air!

That still kind of works, I might use that sometime.

In the future.

"Laura, get up"
"Never! Wake me up in a thousand years"
"It's been a thousand years"
"Wait, it's 3013 already?"
"Yeah, now let's continue with the game"

Whoa, one thousand years have just flown by, I bet my rent is over due.

My landlord isn't the nicest of people, quite frankly, I think that he's just annoyed that Norris chewed through the lights, my parents had a great time explaining that to him.

"Okay, a truthful question, for the Jenster!"
"You're using the nickname that I gave you!"
"Only because I love you"
"I love me too! Look at that, we have so much in common!"
"We should create a club"
"You really are the brains, Jen"

And cue Jenny's strop.

As her best friend, I suppose that I should have learned to not call her Jen, but hey, I must of been off that day.

"I'll let you off, this time. But you will not ask me a question! Instead, I choose-"
"Me!"
"Fine, Harry"

Damn it, I wanted to ask her something embarrassing, she knows me far too well.

"What's been your most embarrassing moment?"

I couldn't help it, I burst out laughing.

Jenny glared at me, I can tell that we're both thinking the same thing.

"Dare"
"Ah ah ah, Jen, no getting out of this one"
"But, I love you"
"Answer the question"
"Fine, let's see, well, when I was eight-"
"No Jen, no, most embarrassing moment, you know, when we were sixteen?"
"No"
"Yes"
"But"
"You should have chose dare, I was going to be nice, but oh no, so answer the question"
"Fine. One time, Laurs, erm, she, she stole all me clothes, and erm pushed me into the pool, and I had to walk home in a trench coat"

Ah, the glorious sound of laughter.

"Wait, were you naked?"
"No, I had my trench coat. I'm not that bad, Harry"
"How far away do you live"
"Only about ten minutes"
"You should've seen it, I'd never seen anything more hilarious in my entire life"
"We could always re enact it"

Geez, and I thought I was bad.

"Never in a million years, anyway, Harry, truth or dare?"
"I'm a daring man"
"I want to say one!"
"Fine, Louis you chose the dare"
"Yay! Hmm Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry"
"Yes?"
"I dare you to run around the entire house, naked"
"I can do that"

And he's stripping, whoa, I've never seen his tattoos this close before, if only I could reach out and touch them.

"Laura, what are you doing?"
"What?"
"You're stroking my arm"
"Oh, sorry"

God damn it, I want a tattoo.

I want to get something good, not like a giant butterfly on my chest.

But something, more like 'Laura is awesome' in a giant font.

That'd be pretty good.

Why is Jenny covering her eyes?

"GAH!"

I see.

Naked Harry.

Well, I would want to see, but you know, I might not be able to control myself.

Maybe just a peak?

Oh, he's gone.

Oh right, the dare, I just got lost in my thoughts, like always.

"And done!"
"That was fast, now put your clothes on, no one wants to see that!"
"I don't think I will, I feel quite free and-"
"Now"

Yeah, stern voiced Laura always get's what she wants.

Except a lion.

I've always wanted one, but you know there are laws and stuff.

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It's been ages since I uploaded!

I'm so so so so so so so VERY sorry!

I hope that you guys enjoyed, I know it wasn't a great chappie but hey ho!

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!

Even though it's September.

Happy holidays!

In three months!

There are many Eves before Christmas.

God damn it.
Anyways, thanks for reading!

-09wilsc:)