A dare for a dare (One direction fan fiction)

Chapter 8

Hello my good sirs!

It is I, on time, like always!

I'm too good.

Anyways, look at this, it's a new chappie!

I'm eating carrot cake right now.

Reminded me of Louis.

Reminded me to make a new chapter.

So go thank him!

Enjoy,

Charlie:)

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Laura's P.O.V

"Do you think we should wake her?"
"Ssh, I fear that she is naked"
"Yeah, she is I'm afraid guys"
"Jamie! Can't you ever keep it in your pants?"
"Har har, very funny, Jen"

Is it morning, in this place of man?

Do I dare arise?

Hold up, where's Jamie?

"Ugh"
"She's awake!"
"Yes, now leave me to sleep"
"I'll give you a carrot if you get up"
"Louis? Why are you in my room?"
"You had carrots"

I'm not going to win am I?

"If you don't get up, we'll get rid of your duvet"
"Oh no, how terrible"
Note the sarcasm there.
"You do realize you're naked, right?"

Oh crap. I mean, on poop. I am.

"You wouldn't dare"
"Oh, I would"
"Jamie! You're supposed to stick up for me!"
"Hey, I get to see you naked, no complaints"
"Perv"

I sat up and opened my eyes.

"Laura"
"What, Jenny?"
"You're naked, love"
"Yeah I know Louis"
"Just look down"
"AAHH! DON'T LOOK! TURN AWAY!"

Geez. Laughter, am I really that bad?

It's not my fault, it's morning, I just woke up, I'm disorientated.

I got up off of the bed and wrapped my duvet around my shoulders.

"Don't worry, it's safe to look now"
"Nice rack"
"Hey Louis! That's my girlfriend you're talking about!"

Oh, so now he sticks up for me.

I went down the stairs, ignoring the other guys protests, can't start the day without a cup of tea!

"I love this house"

Wait a second, that wasn't Jenny, or Jamie or Louis.

I turned around and was suddenly face to face with no one other than...Harry Styles.

Seriously? They're all here?

How did the get into my house?

"JENNY! GET YOUR BOTTOM DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"What have I done now?"
"I give you a key to my house, a few weeks later, you've given my address and phone number to celebrities and now, five of them are in my house"
"Your point being?"
"Hold on, are you naked?"

Trust Harry to interrupt our important conversation.

"No-"
"Yeah, she is"
"Jenny, don't go around telling people that"

I stormed up the stairs and went back into my room to get changed, I guess my tea can wait.

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"About time!"
"Whoa Jen, I didn't realize it was a race"
"Well, it was, and you lost"

Best friends for you, everyone.

 "So then, what to do, what to do"
"Leave my home, leave my home"
"Laurs, that isn't going to work on me I'm afraid"
"Worth a shot"
"Come on though, be serious"
"Sirius"
"Laura, seriously"
"I am Sirius"
"I'll just go"
"Okay bye"
"Don't make me do it"
"Oh you're so on"

I rugby tackled her to the ground, don't be alarmed, it's how we sort stuff out, it sounds strange and everything, but you know what they say, no? Me neither.

Suddenly I couldn't feel the ground anymore, holy poop I can fly!

Oh wait, it's just Jamie.

Damn it.

"That's enough Laurs""
"But she, and I, and-"
"Calm it"
"Fine"
"Fine"
"Are you going to put me down or?"
"Oh right, yeah"

Floor! Sweet sweet ground!

"Is this normal behaviour?"
"Don't worry Louis, you learn not to question her actions after a while"
"But she's kissing the floor"
"Just let her have her moment"

Carpet mouth, is not nice, not nice at all.

I should stick to hardwood floors, much nicer.

For kissing anyway.

"I know what we can do"
"What?"
"Truth or dare"

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Sup

Just getting down wiv da kidz again

I suck at this.

I have carrot cake crumbs on my keyboard. 

Do any of you even read my notes?

I might as well write microwave a bunch of times.

Microwave.

Microwave.

Microwave.

Microwave.

For those of you who do read these, thanks!

I hope that you enjoyed!

See you soon!

Charlie:)

-09wilsc signing off