slender ;; {d.h. + p.l}

0.4

{{ when the sun shines, we'll shine together ; told you I'd be here forever; said I'll always be a friend ; took an oath I'ma stick it out 'til the end ; now that it's raining more than ever ; now that we'll still have each other ; you can stand under my umbrella }}

phil's pov

i continued to look around the woods to get home and it kind of felt like someone was following me but i couldn't really tell because i was too busy listening to mcr. i had priorities ok.

anyway, i continued walking and soon i found another page on a tree.

i thought that one was a bit weird and that having ur heart on fire might be a bit dangerous so naturally i was a bit concerned for whoever was writing these notes that i was tearing down and keeping which was maybe a bit rude but I REALLY NEEDED PAPER TO DRAW MANGA ON OK

as i walked through the woods i found that there were an awful lot of these and i realised that whoever was leaving them must be a very special person with a lot of love in their heart for someone. i wished i could be like, but instead i was phil lester and i was alone.

this was one was a bit weird though

why would  you date someone ironically. that sounds a bit harsh.

i guessed maybe it was a joke as the rest were really heartfelt things like this

this one was quite cute although i was a bit confused why there was a pictur of me on there that i had never taken i guessed maybe it was just someone that really really looked like me or something.

there was also this one which was a very inappropriate joke but i laughed anyway because I'm a bad man. fight me.

when i had all of this notes in my hands i suddenly felt a bit sick and weird like somehow something was really wrong so i finally took out my headphones and turned around, and i heard weird footsteps that sounded almost like thunder which was right weird because like it wasn't even raining at all.

and i didnt want it to rain because i didnt have an umbrella

i wished i had a friend who would let me stand under their umbrella but i was an emo kid with no friends so i was absolutely fucked in that department. not fucked like that obviously id need to talk to people to lose my virginity. so i accepted that i would stay like this forever. it was a sad truth but i was used to them in my sad depressing life.

suddenly i turned back around and stood in front of me was a really tall, slender, pale, man, wearing black skinny jeans, and a black shirt, he had brown hair in an emo fringe, and i thought he was really hot even though he didn't really have a face and had like eight tentacles.

"hello." i said. "it's me. i was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet."

"what?" the weird slender man said.

"sorry i just really like adele." i apologised. "are these yours?" i asked and held out all the pages i had collected.

"yes they are." he said with what would probably be a smile if he had facial features.

"i'm sorry i took them i just wanted paper to draw manga on." i explained very apologetically.

"it's ok they are for you." he told me.

"i'm sorry what." i said.

"i made them for you, phil, i love you."

"what???????????"