The first thing I noticed was the people. There were so many people that even I felt small with my 6'3 frame. There were guys in tight tops dancing with girls in tight skirts. I glanced at mine and Phil's black skinny jeans and t-shirts and suddenly felt very, very out of place. This wasn't unusual for a party.
"C'mon let's go find the snacks!" Phil yelled at me but I didn't pick up a word he was saying as his voice simply drifted away with the music.
"WHAT?!" I shouted back, leaning in closer in an effort to hear what he was saying.
"LET'S GO FIND SNACKS!" Phil yelled into my ear, so close that I could feel his breath against my neck. I automatically shuddered but felt a blush creep into my cheeks for the second time that night. I nodded to express my agreement and we started to circle the rooms, hugging the walls the entire time. Trying to find the snack table amidst all these people was like trying to maneuver a maze in the dark. Eventually though, Phil jammed his toe on one of the legs of the table but at least we had found it. I went ahead and grabbed an entire bowl of popcorn and pulled Phil over to the only chair that didn't have a horny couple groping each other draped over it. It was a bit of a tight squeeze but me and Phil jammed ourselves into the seat. I was more than aware of the burning in my outer thighs were Phil's leg was squeezed against mine but I decided to ignore it.
Talking proved to be futile as the music was so loud so I just busied myself with helping Phil empty the popcorn bowl. For a solid half hour we were just a mess of buttery lips and fingers brushing while trying to grab a decently sized handful of popcorn. I really hoped that Phil noticed our fingers touching as much as I did but it was impossible to tell because his face was covered in the shadows from the weird lighting. I managed to stare at his eyes and the way the subtle lights almost made the blue and yellow glow like some kind of radioactive gem from an anime we had watched together a few weeks ago. He glanced over at me and I immediately looked down at the popcorn to grab the last couple kernels when a pair of unfamiliar legs were standing in front of me.
I glanced up to see a girl in a tight black dress with a neckline cut so low it was kind of pointless to have one at all. I swallowed as she cooed, "hey handsome, why don't you come dance with me a while. You look so bored just sitting with your friend...let's go have some fun..."
She grabbed my hands and pulled me up before I had a chance to protest. I glanced over at Phil searching for help but he was laughing his ass off and sending me a sarcastic thumbs up. I groaned out load but luckily the music was so loud she didn't seem to notice. She continued pulling me until we were out in the center of the dancing bodies. I could still see Phil a little bit if I looked right, he had grabbed another bowl and was making himself comfortable on that chair. I laughed to myself and looked back at the girl who had pulled me out here. If I had to dance with her I better at least know what she looked like.
"You can stand closer than that you know," she slurred, pulling me closer by my waist. She was obviously drunk. I felt a thin layer of sweat break out on my forehead, but whether it was from being so close to a girl with her boobs out, being nervous around so many people, or the heat of being forced to dance, I did not know. That's when I spotted Pj. I reached over the girl's head and pulled his shirt sleeve, winning his attention.
"Hey Dan, didn't see you sneak in here."
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No Homo (a Phanfic)
FanficI know the title is bad, bear with me. This is the story of what happens when a drunk Dan interacts with a sober Phil... WARNING: Lots of fluff, mild smut