"Rose? " a bewildered Doctor nudged her, puffing up his cheeks. "Yea? " she asked, knowing what was coming next. "That was mind-numbing! " he complained. "How can they take a brilliant book an' completely botch up its movie adaptation?! " he exclaimed, in disbelief. "Vampires aren't that pale an' clueless-looking! I've met vampires an' that lanky man was definitely not a vampire! " he declared, pointing to the tv screen, as Rose tried to calm him down. "An' that Bella! An Ood's way more expressive than her! " he raised his voice against the portrayal of vampires an' teen girls in the movie. "Doctor, don't get worked up! Maybe, you'll like the second one! " she assured, pulling him down onto the couch. Halfway through the second one, he fell asleep! When he woke up, he had more complaints! "A shirtless werewolf? Seriously?! I've seen a shirtless werewolf on planet Wolfgon before. If you think they're only hairy when they turn, think again!" the annoyed Time-Lord recounted. "I've a good mind to pay the director a lil visit. Maybe, I'll show im around Wolfgon so he can do a bit more research, an' probably leave im there so the werewolves can feast on im! " he declared, pacing the room as he spoke. "Doctor, you're scaring me." Rose trembled. "Sorry. I've never been so worked up before. This is all your fault, Rose Tyler! " he accused, leaning against her till their noses touched. She leant back into the couch. "My fault?! How was I s'possed to know you'd hate em? " she blamed him, prodding accusingly at his chest, as he backed off. "You could've at least warned me that they were unconvincing an' mind-numbing! " he blurted out. "The only convincing person in that movie was that brilliant man who played Aro an' even he was let down by the kids who played the members o' the Volturi! " he revealed, preparing to leave. "Maybe, you should watch the rest of em in the Tardis. You just might change your mind." she suggested, thrusting the DVD's in his hands. She was just glad to have the DVD's outta her house! She'd watched em herself an' couldn't really blame him for his reaction. Besides, the DVD's took up a lotta space on her shelf.
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A Time-Lord & a vampire at Hogwarts?
FanfictionThat doesn't sound right, does it? Well, that's what the Doctor gets himself, the Tardis and Rose into. Caution: Twilight fans beware! This fanfic isn't meant to hurt your sentiments, but it might! So, don't say I didn't warn ya! It's all in jest!
