"That was s'possed to kill im! That was the venomous saliva of the Blarina cyanidia or the venomous Cyanidian shrew. Instant death! Why isn't he dying?! " The Doctor exclaimed in frustration, as his victim drank the energy drink and happily resumed his shoot. "Maybe he's immune to it or somethin! " David joked, as Rose high-fived him and chuckled. The Doctor cussed under his breath, before hurryingly opening a hatch, revealing the storage area under the console. "C---C for Crab traps! Uh-huh! There ya are! " he exclaimed, browsing through a chest. "Did he say...Crab traps?! " a surprised David asked. "If this doesn't trap him an' drown him, I dunno what will! " the Doctor muttered to himself. "You won't believe what he keeps in that storage area! " Rose whispered to a bewildered David, as they watched the Doctor pull out scuba diving gear from the room underneath the console! Only the stuntsmen remained on set, tinkering around in the huge tank. The Doctor fit right in as he jumped into the water and set to work, skillfully hiding the traps without anyone noticing. "So, he's doin this just 'coz the young lad ruined vampires for im? " David asked. "Yea. He says Robert's a disgrace to vampires around the world! " Rose replied, chuckling at the silliness of it all. "Ya know, I think I should do a vampire movie someday." David decided. "Yea? I think you'd make a fine vampire." Rose agreed. "Oh, no, not a vampire! Can you imagine me with fangs?! No. I wanna play the bloke who slays the nasty buggers! " a determined David corrected, flashing her a devilish grin, before turning his attention towards the Tardis scanner.
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A Time-Lord & a vampire at Hogwarts?
FanfictionThat doesn't sound right, does it? Well, that's what the Doctor gets himself, the Tardis and Rose into. Caution: Twilight fans beware! This fanfic isn't meant to hurt your sentiments, but it might! So, don't say I didn't warn ya! It's all in jest!