Zodiac Sign Scenarios/ stories

The Zodiac Sign Kidnapp

Aries, Capricorn, Leo, cancer, Aquarius and Scorpio are kidnapped, locked inside the back of a truck.
Aries: shouting at the top of their lungs: I will FIGHT you!!!!! We are NOT GOING TO DIE!!!
CANCER: SOBS LIKE HELL
AIRES: DONT CRY!!!!
CAPRICORN: rocks back and forth as they say 'what about my family. What about my money. WHAT ABOUT MY JOB. MY FRIENDS. MY LOVER. MY MONEY!!! MY JOB!!!! I CAN'T DIE. I CAN'T DIE!!!!!!
Aries: I think you are going mad capricorn.
Capricorn: I AM NOT GOING MA MA MAA MADDDD HAHAHABANANNANWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHH
Aries: slaps capricorn around the face
Capricorn: ow. Blimey...That hurt.
Aries: and you're back. Thanks to me.
Capricorn: THAT BLOODY HURT!
Aquarius: SHUT UP CAPRICORN!!!!!! I'm trying to work out a plan to get us out of here. If you don't shut up I will also slap you round the face. 
Capricorn: you wouldn't!
Aquarius: oh I would
Aquarius punches Capricorn In the face. Capricorn does a little yelp and they have a bleeding nose and black eye.
Capricorn: you utter bitch!!!!!! You didn't even slap me!!!! You punched me!!!!! PUNCHED ME!!!!
Aquarius: yes I did. And I rather liked it...
Libra: HEY... KIDNAPPER... LET US GO YEAH? I want to get home and watch my favourite show and eat some food and PLEASE JUST LET US GO YEAH? NO HARSH FEELINGS OR ANYTHING.
No reply from kidnapper.
Libra: oh. I take that as a no.
Scorpio: that's not going to work Libra. You fool!!!
Libra: well what have you done to try and get us out of here?!
Scorpio: I sneaked my phone in my pocket.... I can secretly call 999.
Aries: yes Scorpio!!!! High five!!! I like your style!!!
Scorpio: umm... Thanks...
Scorpio calls 999.
Scorpio whispers 'I have been kidnapped with others... We are stuck in a truck... And can't get out. Help us.
Leo: YES!!! HELP US!!!!
Aquarius: Shhhhhhhh Leo!
Cancer: oh dear. We are goners.
Aries: no.. We will be fine. JUST FINE!!
Capricorn: you sure about that?
Aries: looks meanly at Capricorn.
Aries: Yes...
Virgo, Taurus, Gemini, Sagittarius and Pisces are in the front of the van as they are the kidnappers
Virgo: we are so cool
Taurus: I know right
Gemini: we have got them! I never liked them... Especially Capricorn and Scorpio...
Sagittarius: yeah I know Caps is too selfish and Scorps is like a criminal mastermind... But we have finally won!!!!
Gemini: why did we kidnapp cancer and the others though? They seem kinda nice
Taurus: oh yeah... Why did we? I think it was an accident.
Pisces: oh well. The more the better.
Sagittarius: what are we going to do with them?
Taurus: maybe we could play Justin Bieber baby to them on repeat...
Pisces: interrogate them?. Hehe
Taurus: well. Yeah we could.
Sagittarius: interrogate them about what? And WHY? Why are we even doing this?
Pisces: I don't know.
Gemini: oh yeah. Why are we doing this?
Taurus: to get back at the other signs...
Virgo: yeah that's why I'm doing it... And to look cool and badass.
Pisces: did you hear that?
Virgo: I think they have a phone!!!!!
They Stop the van and look into the back.
The signs are asleep.
Virgo: ah. How sweet. They are sleeping!!!
Pisces: really?
Sagittarius: awww hahaha
Suddenly the signs in the van wake up and karate kick Virgo and Sagittarius out the way, running out and away from the van shouting
Capricorn: WE ARE FREE!!!
Aries:YES!!! I knew we could do it!!!!
Aquarius: WE ACTUALLY SURVIVED!! MY SLEEPING PLAN WORKED!!! I AM LITERALLY A GENIUS!
Cancer cries tears of happiness. I AM SO HAPPY!!!!
Leo: YES!!! I CAN GO HOME!
Scorpio runs ahead shouting: come on!!!
Virgo: GET THEM!!!!!!!!!
Sagittarius: why?
Virgo: BECAUSE! BECAUSE! Oh yeah why?
Pisces: let's just go home
Gemini: pizza party night?
Taurus: yes!!! Let's do it
Sagittarius: ah cool. I'm in.
The other signs are still running away.
Capricorn: they are not even following us!
Leo: oh yeah. SCORPIO!! STOP RUNNING!!!
Scorpio: WHY?!?!
Leo: THEY ARE NOT EVEN CHASING US!!!!
SCORPIO: OH OK!!!!
The signs gather round.
Aquarius: so.. What now?
Aries: pizza party round mine?
Aquarius: yes!
Leo: yes! Let's do it!
Cancer: YESSS
Scorpio: yeah why not
They all look to Capricorn who looks on the edge. Capricorn? You coming?
Capricorn: yes! Yes! Of course! Why wouldn't I?!? Let's do it! You only live once!!!!
The signs look at each other happily.
Aries: good good. Let's go- hang on. We're in the middle of no where. With no car...
Leo: oh crap.
Capricorn: blimey.

The end.
Written by E