Rap Battle 1- Capricorn vs Pisces

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I have decided to do a rap battle series using the zodiac sign characters.
Here is the first one. Enjoy. (Try to imagine the beat. You could even have a go at rapping this with your friend).

Capricorn: I'm cap de rap de rap and cap can rap. You may think that I'm a boring workaholic but I can tell you that often have a gin and tonic. Work hard play hard is my motto. Pisces go back to your grotto!

Pisces: Excuse me I live in the sea you silly fool of a goat. All you care about is your yourself and your pristine woollen coat. I actually care about people whilst you are unemotional or deceitful.

Capricorn: I may be unemotional but at least I'm not a cry baby like you! Sometimes you need to be the boss and get a grip so boo hoo.  I'm the most superior sign in the zodiac and the leader of the pack whilst your just the little peasant sleeping in the sack!

Pisces: That's it. I've had it with you Cappy. You really do need to learn to be less mean and snappy. I am far nicer than you, which is why I'm a better friend. All you ever do is drive people round the bend!

Who won? You decide. Comment below.

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