Zodiac Sign Scenarios/ stories

The Zodiac Signs at a Party

Leo is hosting a big house party. Taurus arrives with the beer and the snacks (10 tubes of pringles). Taurus sits on the sofa and relaxes with one of the beers. Taurus is first to arrive and can't wait for the party to begin. Leo is annoyed at Taurus for already making a mess on the carpet. Leo remarks at how amazing their party is going to be. Second to arrive is Libra. They are always ready for house parties and have bought along one of their favourite party tracks. "Where is everyone!?" Libra takes a seat next to Taurus. Third to arrive is Capricorn. They are in a crappy mood after a long week of work. But everyone should know that a Capricorn works hard AND plays hard. Very hard.  Capricorn is ready and they can't wait to let loose and become the star of the party and they are already dancing to a club banger. Aquarius arrives next,  slightly nervous about the party. They don't get out much. Leo tells them to relax. Aquarius sits with Taurus and has a drink. They look over at Capricorn who is dancing like mad. Gemini and Cancer arrive together in their flashiest, most outrageous clothes. "We're here for the partaaayyyyyy!" they shout and Aquarius looks at them in awe. Cancer is smiling and dancing with Capricorn whilst Gemini goes over to Aquarius and gives them a massive snog. Aquarius is shocked and embarrassed. Virgo arrives next.  They hope to lose their virginity at this party. Preferably with Leo because Leo is of course the sexiest of them all.  Leo is dancing and offering drinks and Virgo moves close to Leo... (kinky). Aries arrives now, kicking down the door with force and shouting 'I'M HERE!!!!!'. "Oh great" thinks Taurus, 'the asshole of the party has arrived'. Sagittarius soon arrives. "Sorry I'm late! I've just got back from Australia!". They then start break dancing and show off their moves. Gemini now goes over to Saggy and kisses them. "EWWW" Sagittarius shouts. Scorpio and Pisces now arrive together, they have been arguing on the way there about who's the better kisser.  Scorpio pushes Pisces over.  "I'm the better kisser. Deal with it!" They shout. "You idiot!" Shouts Pisces and they push Scorpio into Capricorn who is far from amused. "How dare you!" Shouts Capricorn who punches Pisces.

The party has begun.