What If...

The Prehistoric Party

" Dang theoizecosaustops or whatchamacallit, stop scaring our new friends! Jerry, you can go back to your room now. Theo here won't hurt you, unless you steal his strawberries. He won't yell again. " I looked around. I was in a concrete building connected to a bigger building by a bridge. The concrete had a mud look to it. I looked at the scenery. Huge fern trees everywhere. I also saw a slight glow around us, like a bubble of protection. I thought I was seeing things. The nice creepily mysterious man helped me back to my hammock. " what is Theo anyway?!" " oh , Um, he's a... theoizceratops I think. I am terrible with dinosaurs names." He said. Did this dude just say that bird, was a dinosaur. So I asked him. He just chuckled and said " you should lay down. When you get up I'll get the other survivors to help throw a party." With that he helped slowly lay me Down back onto the hammock. As he walked out I felt the back of my skull, and there was a huge indent ion in my skull. Must of been a big fragment. I looked around the room and saw nothing. In the distance I heard " GOD D--N IT YOU MOTHERF----NG DINOSAUR THATS NOT YOUR STRAWBERRY PIE!!! ARGH I knew I should of made a peach cobbler, STOOOP IT!!! You know what forget it............I SAID STOP!!!!!" I kinda found that funny. Suddenly I woke up well rested with someone on crutches leaning over me saying " GOOOOD MURNIN! You slept for two more days, so we kinda waited for you to wake up and let you blow out your candles in your cake. Could you do me a solid and get up. I'm starving. Oh and Greg needs to talk to you. GUY'S HE'S OK!! SANTA ANNA ( THATS NOT MY NAME! IT IS SANTANA ANNA) YOU OWE ME FIVE SAND DOLLARS (SCREW YOU)!  Oh and, thanks for saving me from the plesiosaurs. I knew that lion attack would soon one day pay off." So, ya, I woke up to that hyper dude speed talk. As I got up I felt slightly light headed, but ok to walk. My legs were already tired but I got over it. Hyper was crutch running real fast out of the room, like it was normal. And I mean he was booking it. As I walked along the muddy concrete bridge I heard roars as loud as a jet in the distance. I still saw the little protection bubble haze. But I kept walking. "HURRY ya SLOW POKE!!" Hyper yelled. As I entered the mini mall sized I smelled pecans and peach y desserts. I walked in and saw a table full of good looking food. Cake, cake, cake, cake, cupcakes, cake being eaten by Theo while Mr. Greg yelled at him, and oh ya did I mention cake? There was also a huge "turkey" with a coconut in its mouth. Probably weighed a hundred pounds. Looked similar to Theo. I saw the captain ( who had a huge scratch on his face) two dudes, hyper guy and Greg, and a lady. They looked exhausted but managed a smile. "Welcome to home base Jim" said hyper. "Thanks, but my name is Jerry. What is your name." Hypers name was Dale, the lady's name was Sophia, and the other guys names were Santana Anna and Bob. The captains name was Doc. Doc had a distant look in his eyes. Almost like he was in regret land. In the distance I heard Theo digging into something. Greg rolled his eyes and told me to help him with his "theoizceratops". As I walked with him I heard Dale whisper, " Ok forget it I'm eating that cake." And I heard everyone say "DALE!!". I chuckled. We walked down a small hall towards a kitchen. Dale turned to the left and through a door before entering the kitchen were Theo was at. I followed him. Inside were two bookshelf full of dinosaur encyclopedia's, a giant tree trunk desk COVERED in paper, a laptop and a chair he motioned me to sit in. I sat, thankful, I was still light headed. "Jerry, you might if seen the haze around the base. It's a force field. You can come in and out but Dino's can't. But the force field around the island teleports the island, which is invisible to people outside of the force field, and you can't leave the F.F. If you come in... So your stuck here forever. But I have contacted your relatives, and told them you are lost at sea nears bunch of islands so you don't have to worry. Don't worry at all because you are living with the most important person on Earth. I'm even more important than the president. Why? Because I help keep the extinction of the dinosaurs from happening. If over 3/4 of the dinosaurs die than the F.F. Goes down. Letting the dinosaurs get loose. So you must do what I say. Am I confusing you cause im talking faster than Dale and he is
The Genus World Records fastest speed talker. So am I confusing you?" I just sat there wide eyed and confused. " I'm still stuck on teleporting island".