Do you think it's easy being a pie? A blueberry pie, no less?
It's not. It''s actually quite hard, I kid you not. It's not exactly a sauna in the oven.
Get it? Because, you know, pies go in ovens and... Never mind.
*Sigh* Let me clue you in on just how hard being a pie is.
Being a pie limits your fashion choices immensely. And I mean immensely.
You only have the clothing options of burnt crust, golden crust, or white crust. If that's not already depressing enough, pies can't wear shoes. At all. Also, the only makeup options are blueberry and strawberry filling, apple and cherry blush, or chocolate foundation.
Why can't I be a pizza?
Then I could wear pepperoni...
I'd really like to be pepperoni pizza.
*Sigh* Woe is me.
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The Life of Pie
RomanceYou should read this. No, seriously, you should; however, this story is only fit to be read by certain people. This story is just the right type for you if you... 1. Love pie 2. Hate pie or... 3. Want to marry pizza However, I happen to be engaged...
