Sans x frisk: A tale of two souls (Discontinued)

Chapter 6: Meeting Sans

As Frisk continues to walk in cold, She had no jacket on so she was pretty cold. She walked on unaware she was being followed. She steps over a branch and gets only ten steps away when it snaps in half. She jumps startled. "W-Who is there" she called out to her follower. Seeing no one was there, she runs along until she reaches a bridge. She freezes as she hears approaching footsteps. Once the steps stop, she hears a semi-deep voice that sounded a bit goofy call out to her. "Human....Don't you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand". She slowly turns around to see a darkened figure in front of her. It extends a hand out to her and she hesitantly takes a hold of it, it was bony and cold with a rubber thing in it's palm. A loud wet fart noise rings out from the rubber object in his hand. She blushed and yanked her hand away. "T-That was disgusting!" she squeaked as he stood there laughing. He was a short 4' 5'' skeleton, he was wearing black shorts with a white stripe down the side, black converse and a white t-shirt under a blue jacket with a fuzzy hood. He had a rather cute grin on his face and even though he was very short, She wasn't that much taller than he was. "I-I'm frisk" she said clearly frozen and a bit scared. He chuckled and took a breath "I'm Sans, Sans the Skeleton and may I say you look like you're frozen down to the bone" he said as she giggled a bit. "Y-Yeah Guess y-you could say t-that". She looked behind herself at the bridge. He spoke up "Yeah my brother Papyrus built that to keep humans out but he built the bars too far apart. Be careful of him though, He is a human hunting fanatic". He said as he couldn't help but to check out her body, He couldn't help but stare at her face and a little bit at her perky breasts. She caught him staring at her girls and she covers herself. "My eyes are up here you pervert!" He laughed and directed her to cross the bridge "I'll get ya some place warm in a second cutie, just go over there behind the conveniently shaped lamp, I see my brother coming". She does as she is told and papyrus comes up to sans. "Sans! Why aren't you at your sentry post!?" Sans shrugs and replies "I'm on break". Papyrus stomps his foot into the snow. "Sans you lazybones you're always on break!" Sans chuckles "Yeah but I have gotten a skele-ton of work done lately". Papyrus growls at the horrible skeleton related pun. "Sans you know I hate your puns" he said with a frown. Sans chuckles a bit "Aw c'mon paps, you're smiling though". Papyrus snaps back "I am and I hate it! Now quite boondoggling and get back to work!" He growls and makes a superhero pose. "I, The great Papyrus will soon be a royal guardsman and I must be ever vigilant! I am hunting humans for the great Undyne the Leader for the royal Guard." He paused and fixed his scarf. "Once I capture a human she will have to let me into the royal guard and I will bathe in a shower of kisses every morning and be adored all over the kingdom!" he shrieked in happiness. Sans's grin widens and he speaks "Yeah that sounds great an all but uh why don't you go look behind that lamp over there". he said hitching a thumb in her direction. Papyrus stomps his foot again "Quit boondoggling Sans Report back to me when you catch a human, I am going back on patrol". Sans chuckles again "I think that lamp would help you a watt" he said as Papyrus makes a sickened look at Sans. "Get back to work Sans" he said storming off. Frisk shivered like crazy and fell over in the snow, she passed out from hypothermia and it caught Sans's attention. "Kid...?"