God, It Has Started The Wrong Way Round

School

Tomoe slouched in front of the television, crisp morning air blowing through the doors. Taking a bite of sasamochi, he watched the figures move around with dazed, unseeing eyes.

"Tomoe, it's bad for your health to watch TV all day. You should study!"

Nanami slid onto the tatami next to him, a pile of textbooks in her arms. She sounded so enthusiastic; it shouldn't even have been legal. Tomoe took one glance before lazily falling onto his side, still munching on his snack.

"No way." He muttered, a dark air coming about him. "Anyways, those are from my first year. I'm in my second year now."

The reply he got was, "Hmph. Don't be a sissy."

Tomoe choked on his sasamochi before he shot up and protested. "Hey! What makes me a sissy, huh?"

Nanami sniffed before flicking him on the forehead. "Well, you obviously don't want to go because people will talk about your family situation, right? If you care about trivial matters as such, you're a sissy! Case closed." She ended smugly, hands on her hips.

Tomoe's wordless gaping at her explanation was interrupted when Onikiri and Kotetsu walked in.

"Tomoe-sama/Nanami-sama!" They chorused respectively. "Here are some loquats we picked from the backyard!"

"Kyaa!" Nanami immediately exclaimed, beaming."I'll have some!"

She offered a few to Tomoe, but he rudely declined. She frowned.

"Tomoe! Loquats are good for you! If you keep on living like this, mushrooms will start growing out of your he-..."

Nanami trailed off as she looked at the TV. Gleaming sparkles appeared around her as stars shone in her eyes disturbingly.

"What?" Tomoe grumbled, directing his gaze to it as well.

"-and I'm right here, in front of Ujigami High School!" A reporter's voice blared from the speakers. He crawled closer, curiosity piqued.

"After hearing that the popular idol Ami-chan has transferred to this school, a huge crowd of her fans have gathered at the front gate!" The reporter sounded like she was cheering as the camera showed some other students.

"No way, I can't believe Ami-chan is sixteen!"

"I saw her in her seifuku! She's so cute!"

"So moe!"

Tomoe ignored the sounds as he focused on the school. He gulped as he saw it and mumbled, "That's my school..." Before he slumped onto the floor again.

Nanami turned slowly to his prone body, an almost predatory stare in her eyes. She giggled, a slight insane edge to it. Suddenly, she grabbed him by the ear and dragged him to his room, ignoring his curses and protests.

"You damn fox, what in the name of bloody hell are you doing?!"

"What does it look like? I'm getting you to school! You need to be educated!" Tomoe blanched.

"Ain't nobody wanna go to school!" Her fingers pinched his earlobe harder. He gagged, clawing at her iron grip.

"SISSY, YOU'RE NOT COMING OUT UNTIL YOU ARE IN UNIFORM, UNDERSTAND?"

And with that, Nanami hurled him into his room before slamming the door shut. Closing her eyes and taking a deep breath, she dusted her hands off and smiled.

Nanami placed a leaf on her head.

神様はじめました

When a disgruntled Tomoe finally emerged from his room, he was clad in his school uniform. Sighing in annoyance, he looked left, right, up, and down, but found no Nanami.