Max-Senpai~ (A Mithzan Fanfic)

SUPARAWESOMEMEGALOONG CHAPTER! {prt. 1}(Chapter 16.5)

Only read this if you were one of those 'oh fuck that' people and skipped the authors note. Actually, kinda hypocritical cuz I do that too:

We reached 500 reads! In celebration of that, I made a two thousand word chapter cuz you are AWESOME! This is part 1! Next part will be tomorrow. So enjoy.  1055 words and so much time wasted.

~ Max's POV ~

Abigail randomly sprinted out of the office with tears in her eyes. What the actual fuck. I arose from the beanbag chair (ARISE, MY YOUNG MAX) and followed her. She ran into Kennedy's office, so I hid behind the wall next to the glass and listened.

"He's back."

Who the fuck is him? I thought.

"No fucking way." Kennedy replied.

I looked back and a tear fell down Abigail's face. It was like fate. What the shit.

"We'll talk about this when we get home, okay? We have to go to work for now."

Shit. She's going to leave the office and I need more information.
I walked in as if I chased after her.

"Abigail! What happened?"

She looked up at me.

~ Abigail's POV ~

Well.

Shit.

What do I say to him?

"I... uh...."
I looked at Kennedy for help, who turned to her computer and continued to work.

Fucking backstabber.

"My friend wanted... to... uh... talk to Kennedy over the phone."

Ye! Good job Abbeh!

His face fell.
"Oh. Okay, but why did you just burst out of the office so quickly?

SHET.

"I... I..."

JUST SAY SOMETHING! YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

"Ken..nedy.. uhh... hasn't.... uhm... seen her in years?"

GOOD FUCKING JOB YOU IMBECILE. NEXT TIME DONT SAY IT AS STUPID.

He nodded.

"Well, the Do Not Laugh is starting in, like 2 minutes. Mostly everyone is in the Skype call already."

"Oh shit."
I ran out of the office and into mine, and practically spammed my mouse on the Skype app. I logged onto the server IP Adam sent me. I looked at my clock.
Right on time!
I entered the Skype call.

"Heyyyy." I said.

"Heyyyyyyyy." everyone else said.

Adam gave us about ten minutes to prep our jokes.

"OH YAS." Max said.

"DID YOU WIN THE LOTTERY?" I asked.

"I HAVE THAT THES PURFACKTS JOKES." He replied.

"Barney, do you approve of his fake accent?" Ross asked.

"Verys approves." Barney replied.

"You guys ready? Abigail and I are going to start the recording." Adam said.

"Ye." Ross said.
"Yaaa." Barney replied.
"Kay." Max said.
"Okay." I said.
"Nehh." Kennedy said.

Adam started his intro first.
"Hey guys, Sky here :D with ThatGuyBarney, Max, RASSSSS and WOAH WHO ARE YOU?" Adam's character looked at me.

"I is Kennedeh." Kennedy stated

"And I is Abbeh. I is AnimuPrays." I replied.

"Ohkay c:" Adam replied.

"Today we are back with a Do Not Laugh! Before this video starts, guys, make sure to leave a like, and a comment, let's see if we can hit fffffffffffffive likes. If we hit that goal I can almost 100 PERCENT gaurentee you that nothing will happen. The rules are simple, each person in the- you know what, just look at the other million times where I explain it. So, Abigail, since you're new to this, you go in the center first."

Adam paused his recording and I started my intro.

"Hey guys! AnimePlays here, and today! Today is different! Why, because I'm not with ONLY Kennedy. There are also four smelly men joined here today!"

"I thinked you mistakes the smellys fors the dirts." Barney said.

"Today we are with SkyDoesMinecraft, ThatGuyBarney, Mithzan and House_Owner!"

"Hey." The all said in unison.
I giggled.

"And of course Kennedy."

"Hey losers."

"I get to go in the center becuz why not. Lez gooo!"

I paused my recording.

"I paused it." I said.

Adam said okay.
"Okay." He said.

I counted down.
"Press record again in 3.
2.
1."

I pressed start. I could hear Adam press start.

"So Abigail, I wanna make you laugh first cuz my jokes are really bad and I want to get this over with."

I nodded.

"Face the scoreboard." He said.

I turned towards the scoreboard.

~ A good 20 minutes later ~

"GODDAMMIT ADAM ITS 20 MINUTES INTO THE RECORDING AND WE ARE STILL DOING THE FIRST JOKE."

"Okay, turn around." He said.

I turned around to see Adam wearing an afro on a toilet with Ross, Barney, Kennedy and Max next to him, crouching. Max had bunny ears.

"It took you 20 minutes to do this?"
I asked in disbelief.

"Just listen to the joke." Adam replied.

They around Adam, crouched next to him on the toilet.

"You can do it man!" Ross said.

"Just push harder and it'll come out!"

"Clenches your buttchecks so its comes outs!" Barney encouraged.

There was a long silence for Max's turn.

After forty seconds, Max finally said something.

"Do a barell roll!"

I died laughing and fell off of my chair.
I put a toilet on Adam's point.

"There you fucking go. Just- just take the point you fucker."
I said in between laughs.

Adam got in the center and I suddenly got a text from Max.

'Halp me with joke pls.'

I smiled.
I showed the camera the text I got next.

'I need you to log off the server, and say some lame excuse for it.'

'Okay.' I replied.

I logged off the server and said it crashed for me.

"Wha?" Adam asked. "I didn't crash."

"I crashed." Kennedy said.

"Mes toos." Barney said.

"Yeah, me too." Ross said.

So now it was just Adam and Max.

Adam said,
"Well, make me laugh Max."

Max nodded his head and Adam faced the score board.

I suddenly got a text. Obviously, from Max.

'When I txt you Go, I need you to say this like in a script. A is you, K is Kenn, R is Ross and B is Barney.'

He sent me a long paragraph of words.
Oh god.
Well then, I see where this joke is going.