Max-Senpai~ (A Mithzan Fanfic)

SUPARSAWESOMEMEGALOONG CHAPTER PART TOO! (Chapter 16.5)

~ Abigail's POV ~

'GO!' Max sent.

"Bro, I don't even see where Adam's like, bro potential is!" I said in a "bro" tone.

"I know, right bro? Like, it's sooo weird for the bro to actually have a bro, job, bro." Ross said in his "bro" tone.

Adam laughed.

"Ross got me. I don't know why, but something about his bro voice killed me."

"But we didn't finish!" Kennedy whined.

"It's cool. It's cool." Max said.

"IT'S COOL BRO!" Adam yelled.

I ran inside Adam's office and punched him in the shoulder.

"NO. NO MOAR BROS."

Everyone laughed.

"Butbutbut"

"NO MOAR FAKING BROS!" I screamed.

Everyone laughed again.

I ran back to my office.

~ Now for a MOOGICAL TIEM SKIP to when work is over ~

I sent Tim-Tim my footage and went to go home. I waved goodbye to Scott, Emily and Jake (the off camera crew) as I head out into Max's car. Max, Ross, Tim and Kennedy were all waiting for me.

"Took ya long enough."
Kennedy scoffed.

"I think that Max is really starting to rub off on you." I retorted.

Max laughed and nodded his head.
When we got home at around 10:00, I threw my bookbag onto the couch and sighed. Kennedy was waiting for me.

"Pull out your phone."
She said.

"Why?" I asked.

"He could've sent you another text." Kennedy said.

I sighed before pulling out my phone and Kennedy snatching it. Her eyes widened and sparkled.

"What?" I asked.

She smiled and showed me a text from Max.

'I got some tickets to Wild Waves waterpark :3 wanna come w/ me?'

I grabbed the phone.

':D Yay! When are we going?'

This was funny because Max and I were in the same building, yet we were too lazy to move and talk.

I soon got another text from Max.

'Tomorrow :D'

A smiled tugged at the corners of my mouth. I could already imagine me dragging Max to all the waterslides we could try.

Kennedy disrupted my thoughts.
"So are you guys a thing, or-"

My eyes widened.

"NO! Nononono! We're probably going with other people! Probably just a friend thing!"

I could feel my cheeks slowly warming.

"Dangit Abigail, I was starting to go to your side but godamn! I SHIP IT! I SHIP #MABBEH!!!!"

Ross walked out of his room.
"I KNOWW!!!" he screamed.

Tim walked out.
"SHATAHP."
He walked back into his room.

Max walked out of his room.
He looked at Ross and Kennedy.
He gave me the 'I'll kill Ross' look.
I gave him the 'I'll kill Kenn' look.
We nodded our heads in unison and tackled them both.

"NO. FUCK NO. NO. NO. NO. NO." I yelled.

Tim walked out of his room.
"SHAT THE FUCK UP."
He walked back into his room.

After 15 minutes of pure adrenalin, hype and stress we finally let them go and slept on both couches. Max took my couch so I took Kennedy's.
She looked over at me and then Max.
And then me.
And then Max.
And then me.
And then Max.
"Fuck you." She cursed under her breath.
She grabbed her blanket from the couch and slept on the floor.
I giggled. She thought I was asleep.

~ Max's POV ~

Kennedy and Ross deserved that. Also, on other terms, I can't believe she said yes to go. Like all other girls, she would've assumed random crap, assume it was a date, and say no. Why the fuck is she so..
Different?
Normal girls are so.. boring compared to her.

Normal girls eat like they're trying to starve themselves and constantly eat either
A) Salad.
B) Fries.
C) Sandwiches.

That's it. But Abigail eats like a fucking hog. Wait, why did I get lost thinking of her? ROSS IS IN MY HEAD! HE'S CONTROOLING ITTT!

~ Ross' POV heheh ~

One day, Max is going to fall for her sooner or later. Let's just face it, it's like fate.
I walked into the living room and shook Max.

"Hiiiii" I said.

"Ross, what the fuck do you want?" Max asked.

A smile tugged at the corners of my mouth.

"Are you and Abigail a thing yet?"
I asked.

"Do you want me to tackle you again?" He asked, annoyed.

I stepped back.
"No. I was just wondering since you asked her to go with you to Wild Waves."

Max shot up from the couch.
"How did you know about that?"

I smiled.
"A little, no fat birdie told me. This birdie had long hair. This birdie had glasses. This bir-"

"KENNEDY, YOU'RE DEAD!"

~ Abigail's POV ~

Oh god. Kennedy already fell asleep, as the fucking lazy ass hog she is, but Max is going after her. Lol, have fun waking that one tonight. How do they all know? It's so... odd how they all know. Kennedy, I understand, but Ross and Tim both know too. Wha? This is so weird. It won't really matter anyway though, cuz it's just a friend thing. But a waterpark would be an awesome first date. Well, gotta go to sleep now before I legit look like an ugly koala. Koalas are cute and everything, but I wouldn't prefer to be in that form. Doesn't help that I'm short, either.
Heheh... time to go to sleep.

~ Ross' POV ~ (again)

Abigail fell asleep, so Kennedy is so dead.
Hehehheh. Hehheheheh. Weeniebutt have know in brain. (Lmao what)
I watched as Max lifted Abigail up bridal-style from the couch and placed her gently on the floor of his room. Abigail snored lightly in the cutest way possible in his arms. WHAT? I SHIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP IT. Heh. If I didn't ship her and Max so much, I'd say she's really attractive.
Plays video games, beats me in Smash Bros too. Maybe I'll go for Kennedy instead. But Max better date her, because 1 month worth of shipping is far too long. Either one person gets with someone else, or they get together then split.

Now back to Kennedy.

Max took a bucket and SPLASHED her face, getting water all over the carpet. LOL. #RIPKennedy she's so dead. So dead.