You know, I like to show people that I can do things. If someone says I can't be funny, I make them laugh. If my dad tells me I can't drink 10 cans of mountain dew, I drink 11 cans of Mountain dew. See what I mean?
And, you know comedians who just suck? Yeah, the ones who tell knock-knock jokes and assume they're comedians? My philosophy is that, if you can't do it on stage, you aren't a comedian. I also hate comedians who make fun of other people. What I think is that they should just focus on themselves and... Oh, wait. I'm being a hypocrite.
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Comedy
HumorThis is where I will be uploading my newest jokes and hoping to find the ones that are good. And, just so you know, these aren't joke-book jokes or knock-knock jokes. These are one-liners and stories straight from my mind. Be kind, but be honest...
