This Probably Will Be Offensive

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Asgore:I HIJACKED THIS PLAIN FOT YOU TORIAL!!!!

Torial:WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?

Asgore:TO WIN YOU BACK!!!!

Torial:BYE!!!!!

*few minits later*

Asgore:so my wife left me so....how about I date some of you?

Man:I'm not gay.

Asgore:I will let all the guys,children and people that are married to go off and I will cheek pockets and hands.

*everyone but 7 women gets off and the news go crazy*

Asgore:ok so who will be my girlfriend?

Girl:why would you hijack a plane just for a girlfriend?

Asgore:well you see....I have no idea...

Girl:I'm calling the cops

(Asghore treated the cops with the belt so they can more time with the girls)

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