*six year old girl*
"Mommy, one day I'm gonna be a princess!"
*mom smiling fondly while doubting daughter in head*
"Okay sweetie."
*six year old now twenty and in college*
*going online buying princess title for $30*
"HELL YA! TAKE THAT MOM!"
*goes to Sealand*
"This is my place, these are my people*