I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek... This story is extremely racist and offensive, it's just a prank bro.
Plot- You were shipped off to this ratchet ass rehabilitation camp because your parents caught you trying to have sex with your grandfather for money. There You meet Mason and Jason who are twins. Let's see how this goes...
"GET IN FUCKING LINE!" The camp counselor slurred. She's probably high off her ass right now. "How classy." I smirk. "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" "Just saying how classy you look today, is that Tiffany?" I say being an ass kisser. "Oh yes my fiancé got it for me." She says flipping her hair. More like her fucking baby daddy stole that from a fucking knock off thrift shop just to provide for her child support. "Alright everyone, today we're doing a partner activity. Now before you all go running to your friends there needs to be two boys and two girls in your group. Today's lesson involves hiking in the woods so GET OFF YOUR FUCKING LAZY ASSES, carry on." I instinctively look over at my bff , (F/n). <- friend name for all you stupid motherfuckers. Anyways ->. She looked back at me and smiled. We both knew we were partners but now we needed guys. "Jacob Sartorius?" (F/n) suggested. "Are you sucking my balls right now? This fucking ten year old door knob needs to fucking get off the internet and get out the fucking coloring books, I mean really honey look at his damn eyebrows.
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"Okay I get it, what about... Nash Grier? ... ... "I know you did not just say lets hike with this potato." "He's not that bad." "THE BITCH LOOKS LIKE HE RAPES CHILDREN WITH CURTIS LEPORE AND BILL COSBY." I say.
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"..." "What." "We have to choose someone." "Okay how about the twins?" I ask. "Mason and Jason?" "Yeah." "No way, I heard they like incest." "Makes three of us." I say to myself. "Hey it looks like they're the only ones left anyways, cmon." I say grabbing (f/n)'s hand and pulling her towards them. "Hey, I guess we're partners." "Guess so..." Mason says sighing. "Um excuse me?" I say crossing my arms. "Let's just get this over with." Jason says rolling his eyes. Okay, I KNOW this white ass motherfucker did not just roll his eyes at ME. Bitch I'll drop his ass so far back into time he'll be in the fucking GAS CHAMBERS. Okay calm down, it's just that time of the month for those two. I said taking deep breathes. "Alright lead the way."
Twenty minutes later
"Okay we're definitely lost." I say freaking out. "No worries let's just stick together and retract our steps." Mason says. "Ooh your so smart." Jason says punching Mason's arm lightly while biting his lip. "No you are." "No you are." "No you are." "Um no I am." I interrupt gaining their attention. "Where the fuck did (f/n) go?" "Shit." The twins say in sync.
After forty minutes of looking for her.
"How did we manage to lose a full grown drug addict?" I ask face palming. "She was a drug addict?" Mason asks. "Yeah and now she's probably dead." I say cringing. " What are you here for?" Jason asks. Should I tell them..? What if they judge me... Eh fuck it. "My parents drove me here when they caught me trying to screw my pawpaw for money. Both of their eyes widen but they both look at each other and giggle. "What about you?" I ask raising my eyebrow. "Oh we just got caught fucking each other, no big deal." They both say. I put my hands on my hips. "Great minds think alike! Incest twinzess!" I call out gaining a grin from Mason. "You know your not at all what I thought you'd be." He says. " What do you mean?"
If Your...
White- "I thought you were just some basic ass white chick named Hannah or some shit, who wears dusty ass ombré extensions and changes the theme of her Instagram every week to say ' f4f? 🌸❤️ tbh' but your a bad bitch honestly." Mason and Jason both say the last line coming towards you.
Black- "I thought you were just some ratchet ass hoe named Keisha who has like six different baby daddies and has had twelve abortions but still claims to be a virgin, but your a bad bitch honestly." Mason and Jason both say the last line coming towards you.
Asian- "I thought you were some smart ass stuck up Ling-Ling mother fucker who will soon graduate from Harvard but end up working at a dusty nail salon ,but your a bad bitch honestly."Mason and Jason both say the last line coming towards you.
Latina- " I thought you were some fucking puta who would soon work for a Mexican drug lord named Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya De La Rosa Ramirez, but your a bad bitch honestly."Mason and Jason both say the last line coming towards you.
