The Signs as Parents 🍀
Aries- *makes Mac-and-cheese* *burns it*
Taurus- can't stop swearing in front of kids.
Gemini- will not let their kid quit sports bc their "part of a team"
Cancer- the parent everyone loves. always has kids friends around.
Leo- "honey! Where are my keys! I forgot the kids at the mall!"
Virgo- the parent that physically forces their kids to do homework.
Libra- "Jane, stop effing around and leave me alone, I'm tired"
Scorpio- the parent who buys the best food, rents the best movies, gives their kids money.
Sagittarius- goes to yoga everyday. annoys their children with facts and quotes.
Capricorn- *kid gets a B on their test* "lol loser! I could have done so much better! Suck it!"
Aquarius- has a house with a pool. never uses it.
Pisces- "you can smoke... you can drink... you can have babies." "Oh, and be safe"
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