The signs as dad jokes
Capricorn:An inmate at the local jail finally got a phone with a front facing camera. He took some cellfies.
Aquarius:"I'll call you later." "Don't call me later. Call me Dad."
Scorpio:I hate jokes about German sausages. They're the wurst.
Cancer:Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.
Gemini:"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."
Taurus:The restaurant on the moon had great food, but no atmosphere.
Pisces:How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
Sagittarius:Seafood always makes me feel a little eel.
Libra:Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Aries:What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Leo:Why do bees hum? They don't know the words.
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