The diaries of countries

Germany

So today I was threatened by Hungry again , I don't know why my stupid brother just can't leave her alone .... Well today Italy made me pasta .... Again it's not that I don't like  his pasta I just wish he would eat something else like i don't know wurst . He needs to realise he has a problem I have started logging every time he eats pasta and so far this is my record :

* Italy's pasta record *
06:00: he woke up and made pasta when I tried to talk to him he was completely unaware he was doing it .
08:00: he made pasta again but this time he was aware and when I asked him to stop he turned all 2p on me and threatened me with knives . Why can't he fight like that when we are in battle😡note to self : when in battle take Italy's pasta and aim him at England I want to see the result .
10:00 he ate left over pasta and then made some more he then ate the pasta and complained he was still hungry when I tried to give him wurst we had a repeat of the earlier incident now I have bruises WHERE THE HELL DID HIS STREnGHT COME FROM .
~ time skip by wurst ~
15:00 I locked the kitchen door for the past five hours I should refrain from doing this in the future (if I still Have one )now I can't escape I have locked my self in a shipping container and I am on my way to Japan I think . maybe Japan has some thing that can calm him down please if you are reading this send help .
Note to self : Italy goes through pasta withdrawal after two hours of not eating it don't take his pasta it will cause ww3 please some one come help me .

(A/n thanks for letting me know I should continue please give me countries you want me to include thanks 😘😘)