The diaries of countries

China

Dear diary
Urggghhhh I wish I wasn't so old but at least I am still hot . Don't worry diary this isn't going to be another old rant instead it about ....America....again ....I swear he if he doesn't give me the money he owes me I am going to join forces with Russia and bomb his ass aru . Maybe I should just get England to feed him his cooking while strapped to a chair yeah that would work ....or maybe if I tell him Russia loves him and Belarus is after him ....I don't know I need help .
Also yesterday Korea gave me a funeral plan ,not funny . if he wasn't so Goddame fast on his feet I would have showed him the power of the almighty China aru .
Note to self : get Russia to beat up Korea while I watch from a comfy chair
Second note to self : see if Russia will give me unstable weaponry to bomb or harm America In anyway.
Final note to self : rethink note to self 2 as it may start a war .... I don't want a war .....it would mean teaming up with Russia ....... I think he loves me ....
Ps : I think I love him too .... Maybe and hope to god Belarus doesn't fined this ...

A/n THIS IS SO SHIT SORRy I HAVE BEEN ILL KILL ME 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃