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That bloody git America he can't use me as a shield to hide from China , why doesn't he get that frog France to help him not like he needs me anymore ;-; .... Well today I made scones it seems to be the only way I can get France , America and that one I can't remember..... I thinks it's canda or candy I don't know ...oh Canada that's it . Well it seems that making a delicious batch of scones is the only way to make them leave my house and me alone for that matter  . I honestly don't know why ;-; my cooking skills are amazing and how can you not like scones.
Note to self : I wonder if I could win a war by using my scones as weapons ...... I may try it ......on France or Italy I will just hope Germany isn't around when I do .
Second not to self : if Italy is going through pasta withdrawal do not experiment with scones it may just make the matter worse .
Last note to self : I wonder what would happen if I got America drunk and got him a tattoo that said ' made in China ' and then locked him in a room with China .... I love my ideas .

(A/n thanks you so much for reading this I am literally crying over people reading this I thought I would get hated on well hears England as requested hope you like ^•^)

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