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So before I got sick, I was sitting in class the other day on my phone just writing and shit while I was in algebra. I was writing the smutty part of my Joji fanfic and the teacher walked up RIGHT BEHIND ME AS I WROTE THE PART WHERE THEY ACTUALLY STARTED FUCKING. She made me go up in front of the class and read what I wrote and oh my fucking god did the class laugh. I STARTED READING AND JUST AS I READ THE PART WHERE THE READER SAID ABOUT THE CAMERA, SOME KID LAUGHED SO HARD HE PISSED HIS FUCKING PANTS. I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. THIS 16 YEAR OLD BOY FUCKING PISSED HIMSELF WHILE I TALKED ABOUT POLAROID PICTURES. I laughed so hard while I was reading because as he walked out of class, he LEFT A TRAIL OF PISS BEHIND HIM AND I JUST FUCKING DIED. After the whole thing, the teacher called my mom and now the principal can see whatever I write on here. So if my principal is reading this and you know who you are, I fucking hate that school and almost everyone in it. :)

*Let me know if I should do more because this is the only thing I can do while i'm in the hospital.*

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