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THE INFAMOUS SHARPIE EYELINER STORY

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So when I was about 8 years old, My mom and I were getting ready for a super important dinner party. Her job depended on this dinner party because she was the special guest of the boss or something, But anyways, we were getting ready. She curled her hair, She curled my hair. She put on a long gown type dress, I put on a semi-long gown-ish type dress. She did her makeup, But not mine, so I decided to do it on my own. I asked her If I could wear eyeliner, And she said, "No sapphy, You must look clean for this party, I cannot have you destroying your face.". 

I really wanted to look pretty for this party just like my mother, So I went into her bag she usually took to work, and grabbed what I thought was eyeliner. I waddled my ass into the bathroom and did some cat eye type shit but the wings were HUMONGOUS. I also colored in my whole eyelid black after that. My mom is a good one, But she never really kept a keen eye on me unfortunately. 

She walked into the bathroom and seen me standing there with a sharpie in my hands and my eyelids colored black. She started panicking because we had to be at the party in less than an hour, It took 25 minutes to drive to the party, And her dumb ass of a child didn't listen to her. She started walking around looking for anything to help clean my eyes. When my mom panics, She starts doing it in Japanese, So she was just like pacing around saying, "Oh no, Oh no, Oh no..." Over and over and over. It was pretty funny, actually.

Long story short, She made me wear sunglasses the whole party. They were just black shades but we got some odd looks.

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Love, Sapphire.