All i's On Mwa

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by bitterbites

by bitterbites

I burst inside the hospital and walk up to the man who looks hot and yummm.

"how old is u?" i ask him he twas so hot

"uh 20.", he say

yummu. I rip off my cloak and i was wearing a hott bubblepink 400 bra cup and panties.

"GIMMIE YO GIMMIE YO GIMMIE YO ATTENTION BABY!", I sing so delightfully in my bruno mars voice.

he stare at me with wide eyes, i know he wove it.

"ALL EYES ON ME IN THE CENTER OF THE RING JUST LIKE A CIRCUS.", i say in britny voice.

"omg call da police.", louis shriek,"she be so fab!"

"Who is on da top? you are on the top! you you you are on the top.", Louie sings swishing his fabooo hips.

"Aha ok i will call the police :)xx", zayn smile.

den 5 seconds of sum burst in,

"i zought we were marrieD!", ashton sobs into my shoulder.

"oh hayl yes!", I run to Luke, ignoring ashton.

so then asHTON and louis turn into da hulk because they love me so much and they were bouts to fight over me heheheh.